So there's this guy on youtube at the moment called 'zeroabsolutes' who straight up mircowaves his own fucking head.

He's a schizophrenic from Dover, US.

But he refuses to take his meds because that's what "sheeple" do, instead he does drugs that make his condition worse (because that's clearly what winners do) and wanders the streets shouting terrible 'raps' into a camera phone about abusing women / begging women to sleep with him and generally making an ass of himself, yelling about how he's some kind of divine being who's going to take down the world economy with his microwave. (no joke, his video history is a fucking dumpster fire of poor education and untreated mental illness)

He literally jams his microwave open and microwaves his whole fucking head, believing that is how you 'time travel'

In one video he shouts at a listerine strip for 10 fucking minutes about how everyone but him is 'So Dumb' because he believes the movement of the listerine strip in his hand is caused by it being a "Quantum Being" named 'Mr Blue 42' that is talking to him, as opposed to the simple fact it moves because of the moisture in his hand.

There's a children's toy based on the principle called a "Fortune Fish"

Unfortunately due to his lack of education and untreated mental illness he can't understand the basic physics behind a simple children's toy and instead believes he's communicating with quantum aliens who live in his microwave, which he uses to microwave his blood in order to achieve his 'divinity' and take down the world economy. :|

it's really sad and embarrassing, but once again he's not bright enough and far too ill to see that.


https://youtu.be/Dq02qDfgd44