13, huh. Funny coincidence that I almost fail this day. Boners would come at the sight of the most innocuous shit, so I eventually gave up and started browsing some porn without laying my hands on my dick, just doing the ol' hip shimmy. Didn't C O O M, and after a while of this my dick got tired and stopped.
Although I did have to take the biggest piss in years right after, with audible stomach gurgling and dizziness. A weird experience altogether. Gotta remind y'all to not play any games and avoid pornography at all costs, lest you compromise your mission.

How are y'all faring?