>>9059821I choose Sorcerer, fuck weakfags that had to cuck or grind for their shit. Rolled for Complications because I'm not a fag.
>Amnesiac (+2)(32)Fuck, autism's back in style
>Attraction (+3)(35)Fuck that too
>Rival (+4)(39)I'll rape you faggot
So I've got 39 points. Let's see...
>4,2>Fleshcrafting (-6)(33)Nice, time to be the big-dicked shoggoth I was always meant to be
>4,4>Healing (-6)(27)Fuck yeah, I can regenerate now
>2,3>Illusion (-6)(21)Good luck hitting me though
>1,4>Light (-6)(15)Now it's not even fair
>2,1>Abjuration (-6)(9)Now I'll rape your ass magic or not
>4,4Fuck, reroll
>5I choose 1
>2>Nature (-6)(3)Now I can rape mother earth
>Vorpal Sword (-3)(0)Give me the sickass sword, I don't need anything else.
>God Among MenOf course. Now which one of you faggots want to get shapeshifted into a woman and tentacle raped until the end of time?