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Anonymous ID:Fk5rM8/6 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:28:45 No.906481 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>906505 >>906548 >>906679 >>906798 >>907155 >>907309 >>907341 >>907374

If you had the power to control time, what would you do with it?
(Hard mode: no rape)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JRJI9MsT Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:29:14 No.906489 Report

Quoted By: >>906498

End it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fk5rM8/6 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:30:26 No.906498 Report

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>>906489

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Anonymous ID:gcrSlTR3 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:31:25 No.906505 Report

Quoted By: >>906519

>>906481
sexually molest OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fk5rM8/6 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:33:01 No.906519 Report

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>>906505
no

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+dyGN6l4 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:33:26 No.906524 Report

Quoted By: >>906542 >>906753

If I see a suicide jumper on a high rise building, which decided not to jump, I'll stop time and put him back in the air.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jyRtDB4T Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:35:05 No.906534 Report

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Prob invest a shit ton in things I know will blow up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:btuvtitx Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:35:47 No.906542 Report

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>>906524
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4zW6LTLU Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:36:28 No.906548 Report

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>>906481
>no rape
Well, okay. I'd keep hitting on the same chick over and over, going back in time and trying again if I get rejected. If it doesn't work after 10-15 attempts, rewind and repeat the routine with another chick.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ljtu4Zi4 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:40:49 No.906588 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO2SirSH7Rg

If you had a power like the Zack Morris Time-Out, and you used it too often, you'd age faster than your peers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6sEwqBp Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:42:48 No.906596 Report

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Establish world peace is the only correct answer

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y7PIhIhu Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:45:36 No.906650 Report

Quoted By: >>906736

Live my life taking a lot more risks and just rewind time whenever I fuck up so I can fix the mistakes I made.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DQyEycoR Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:48:40 No.906679 Report

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>>906481
>smoke the ganja
>run out of ganja
>rewind time
>oh look, ganja
>smoke the ganja
>...

Dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pOrefFZc Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:53:07 No.906724 Report

Quoted By: >>906742

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6sEwqBp Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:53:59 No.906736 Report

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>>906650
Are you me?

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Anonymous ID:QM+kkh10 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:54:48 No.906742 Report

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>>906724
We know, but what if you could control time?

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Anonymous ID:j772TYw8 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:56:08 No.906753 Report

Quoted By: >>906771

>>906524
>see a suicide jumper on a high rise building
>he decided to jump
>stop time right before he hits the ground
>move him back to the top of the building
>position him right over the edge
>start time again
>let him fall
>repeat this process multiple times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6gap73Q3 Mon 05 Jun 2017 19:58:47 No.906771 Report

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>>906753
I understand that reference

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Anonymous ID:+dyGN6l4 Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:01:44 No.906797 Report

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Anonymous ID:cARY9zJd Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:01:44 No.906798 Report

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>>906481
tons of stuff.

don't change major history moments because it would maybe end my existence.
If I'm immune to the paradox I would first prevent a lot of stuff like ww1+2, 9/11, Kennedy assasination, make Hillary win, make Russia win the cold war etc. to see what would have happened.
Then I chose the ideal timeline and use my demigod powers to rule this world as the very first president emperor of planet earth and then the universe.

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Anonymous ID:1TWcf4an Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:07:21 No.906853 Report

Quoted By: >>906876

>freeze time
>cut all muslims forehead with a niggermuzzie symbol so they think its the apocalypse as the quaran says
>reenact all sorts of doomsday signs from quaran such as fog and disease and shit
>they go ape shit and start murdering all the germans french and canucks
>realize theres no apocalypse
>Holocaust of muslims ensues by Italy, US, South America and South Africa

United at last

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JXXnC1BZ Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:08:20 No.906863 Report

Quoted By: >>906883

We all have this power but we use it to waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1TWcf4an Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:09:24 No.906876 Report

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>>906853
Also after sjw go ape
>freeze time
>go to muslim protest
>draw hitlet staches on all libs
>replace signs with swastikas
>put guns in all their hands
>dial swat
>unfreeze time
>SJW get swiss cheezed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N6sEwqBp Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:10:02 No.906883 Report

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>>906863
Ouch, this hits hard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NhoMJ3ZJ Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:37:23 No.907155 Report

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>>906481
stop time and take naps

never be tired again and if i am ill just stop time and take a nap

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Dr4mNJDI Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:52:48 No.907309 Report

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>>906481
>steal euros
>buy 4chan pass
>buy KFC bucket
>buy big Coke bottle
>invest euros on mega PC
>invest euros on the fastest internet possible (for more advanced shitposting on 4chan)
>invest euros on every last gen console
>invest euros on a 8K HD XXL TV
>invest euros in a house by the river where I can live peacefully
>play vidya every day while wasting my life away eating KFC
Just thinking about it makes me slightly orgasm.
Too bad, time manipulation is just a meme.

nerd

nerd ID:gfMJxoJo Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:55:25 No.907341 Report

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>>906481
I'd probably use it to take a fast course of college and just pause/fast forward/rewind whenever I need to do something.

It's like real-life virtual school without sacrificing changes at that sweet pussy

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Anonymous ID:1F+/VukP Mon 05 Jun 2017 20:57:25 No.907374 Report

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>>906481
TOKI WO TOMARE

Denuvo !z/osmSeixU

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Denuvo !z/osmSeixU ID:6iSRCpTJ Mon 05 Jun 2017 21:10:12 No.907478 Report

Quoted By: >>907506

Undo the future that is Aku.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4dJDBZ4l Mon 05 Jun 2017 21:13:14 No.907506 Report

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>>907478
GOTTA GO BACK

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