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What is the best diet?

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:38:53 No.9068032 View View Reply Original Report

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I want a diet suggestion to put on weight. I can't get fat and it's driving me crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:39:56 No.9068033 Report

Quoted By: >>9068177

oi?
why do you want to get fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:40:55 No.9068034 Report

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>>9068032
Try duct tape

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:41:26 No.9068035 Report

Quoted By: >>9068045

Drink 12+ beers everyday, shove whatever you can get down your throat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:42:18 No.9068036 Report

Quoted By: >>9068038

>>9068032
Eat more monkey soup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:47:53 No.9068037 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068032
google aajonus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:48:15 No.9068038 Report

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>>9068036

They are diet, not fattening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 11:48:54 No.9068039 Report

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Hamburgers, any suggestions? You are the best at this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:02:47 No.9068040 Report

Quoted By: >>9068062

>>9068032
Eat carbs and fat together.
Eat only one and you will fail.

Do the opposite of what Dr. McDougall says.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:17:42 No.9068041 Report

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Spaghettis with chicken thighs, rice, beans, farinha... it's not that hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:18:35 No.9068042 Report

Quoted By: >>9068060

>>9068032
OP I worry about your health. You might be getting fat without realising it. Some people put on very little subcutaneous fat, but your visceral (internal organs) might be getting fat instead.

If you're eating a lot of sugar and carbs, but not putting on weight, you might want to go have your liver scanned for fatty liver disease.

All your fat might be on the inside, which will kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:20:18 No.9068043 Report

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no such thing as a fast metabolism sorry OP you just lack willpower

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:20:44 No.9068044 Report

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Fuck a fat chick raw. You'll contract the weight gain STD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:21:46 No.9068045 Report

Quoted By: >>9068047

>>9068035
this I drank 5 beers a day and put on 25lbs also got drunk all the time so it was noice..

however its not healthy to drink that much, so op eat dates every day. 3 in the morning ad 5 at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:22:59 No.9068046 Report

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>>9068032
sopa de macaco unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:24:30 No.9068047 Report

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>>9068045
This.
I got 25 kilos on a span of a year once i started to regulary drink beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:25:58 No.9068048 Report

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>>9068032
Drink your calories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 12:34:25 No.9068049 Report

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Scotch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:05:53 No.9068050 Report

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Drink your calories, substitute in more calorie dense ingredients. You pour heavy cream over cereal rather than milk. Use heavy cream and sugar in coffee. Melted butter goes on everything. Extra dressing on everything.

In my fattest days I would eat pretzels with spreadable butter as a dipping sauce. Not proud of it, but man it was delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:23:13 No.9068051 Report

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>>9068032
Just get high and drunk a lot. Lots of ice cream and restrict physical activity as much as possible.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:26:16 No.9068052 Report

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>>9068032
Fat sopping shit logs from the ass of Andy Sixx

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:34:17 No.9068053 Report

Quoted By: >>9068061 >>9068173

Get married.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:36:28 No.9068054 Report

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Any kind of animal protein and green vegetables like spinach, brussel sprouts, and green beans.

I'm not eating bugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:38:31 No.9068055 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068032
Pizza rolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 13:40:31 No.9068056 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068032
Is this a workout thing where you're trying to put on muscle and burn off the fat later, or are you just trying to turn yourself into a chunky fucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:13:37 No.9068057 Report

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>>9068032
Skim Milk is the single most fattening food available everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:15:33 No.9068058 Report

Quoted By: >>9068172

>>9068032
>wanting to be fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:17:06 No.9068059 Report

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>>9068032
sopa de macacau or however you spell it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:32:20 No.9068060 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068042

How do I change it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:33:15 No.9068061 Report

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>>9068053

I married this year, it didn't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:43:48 No.9068062 Report

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>>9068040
this should work perfectly.
drink sugar soda with everything you eat just to be sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:45:58 No.9068063 Report

Quoted By: >>9068171 >>9068189

>>9068032
Nigger cum, it is what made your mama so fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QjQWUKs6 Fri 15 Nov 2019 14:53:54 No.9068122 Report

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>>9068032
Fasting.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7VnL45GK Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:09:18 No.9068162 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068032
I drink 15 beers a day, and have no problem putting on weight.

Blackmagic

Blackmagic ID:pJcAIiXI Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:10:09 No.9068168 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjcfl5bz-o

Blackmagic

Blackmagic ID:pJcAIiXI Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:10:40 No.9068171 Report

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>>9068063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjcfl5bz-o

Blackmagic

Blackmagic ID:pJcAIiXI Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:11:19 No.9068172 Report

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>>9068058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjcfl5bz-o

Blackmagic

Blackmagic ID:pJcAIiXI Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:11:49 No.9068173 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjcfl5bz-o

Blackmagic

Blackmagic ID:pJcAIiXI Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:12:35 No.9068177 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjcfl5bz-o

Blackmagic

Blackmagic ID:pJcAIiXI Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:20:17 No.9068189 Report

Quoted By:

>>9068063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjcfl5bz-o

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5Imtn49a Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:25:39 No.9068199 Report

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>>9068032
Eat. It doesn't matter if you aren't hungry. If food is available to you, eat it. Spend most of your time lying down in bed or playing vidya. Your most strenuous exercise must be masturbation, which you will carry out no less than 4 times a day. This will cause you depression which will multiply the weight gain effect.
I've been using this diet for the past 5 years and so far it's worked wonders

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YP6irxF3 Fri 15 Nov 2019 15:35:42 No.9068213 Report

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mediterranean one.

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