Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 150 million uncles from the government after a 20 year old adoption paper filing mistake. After a good length amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I've got the most uncles. A lot of you were begging for uncles from me last time.. but now shit is settled and I may just make some dreams come true right now.

Everybody who gets dubs gets molested by one of my uncles.