Touhous need to be loved. Love is the only language they understand. Touhous enjoy love. Don't let them tell you otherwise, because they are notorious liars and don't know their own minds. They all want to be held close and hugged. They want to be confessed to with well written love letters. Touhous have a biological imperative to be loved. Did you know that Touhous who are loved are twice as likely to conceive as Touhous who have unprotected emotionless sex? It is a fact. Touhous who are loved often have orgasms as well - some have never had an orgasm in their lives becaise they are not loved enough. The desire to cuddle is deeply programed into them. This is a fact of evolution that cannot be denied without Gensokyoland becoming unbalanced. That's why they act out so much and are so belligerent. Whether they know it or not, subconsciously they want to get the attention of the villagers and get them to ask them out on dates. They want to have doors held open for them, given cake & tea and kissed passionately. This is what the Touhous really want. I say we give it to them.