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Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:14:02 No.908758 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>908824 >>908836 >>908852 >>908871 >>908891 >>908954

If I pee in my Keurig tank and brew coffee will it break?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:haaHWJkC Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:15:36 No.908782 Report

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>2017
>using a keurig tank

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KnBSNAni Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:17:46 No.908799 Report

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Yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DyEeqt8s Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:19:51 No.908824 Report

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>>908758
the filter cleans the pee and turns it back into water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TwyWEww Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:20:21 No.908836 Report

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>>908758
dude it will just run it through a filter and then heat up your pee

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TwyWEww Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:22:01 No.908852 Report

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>>908758
why don't you test to see if we are right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/KI6DBVr Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:23:47 No.908871 Report

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>>908758
do it and post results

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zXeHtBFh Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:25:17 No.908891 Report

Quoted By: >>908904 >>908942

>>908758
Should be fine, but your coffee will taste like piss.

I'd recommend running some vinegar through it after, followed by a clean water rinse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/KI6DBVr Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:26:19 No.908904 Report

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>>908891
OP should leave it the way it is and offer coffee to all his guests

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7q2CsK2w Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:26:52 No.908911 Report

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only 1 way to find out

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:28:58 No.908942 Report

Quoted By: >>908955 >>909019

>>908891
Thx bro. Gonna fix myself a cup now. Pic related, a cup of my pee.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g/DLgi3e Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:30:46 No.908954 Report

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>>908758
It has a charcoal filter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zXeHtBFh Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:30:48 No.908955 Report

Quoted By: >>908976

>>908942
Enjoy! I'd recommend using a dark acidic roast to really let the piss taste shine through.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:32:42 No.908976 Report

Quoted By: >>909043

>>908955
I have a dark french roast I'm gonna use. Piss is heating up now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:37:10 No.909003 Report

Quoted By: >>909019

cafe de peepee uma delicia

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TwyWEww Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:38:30 No.909019 Report

Quoted By: >>909040

>>909003
>>908942

what the actual fuck OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:40:25 No.909040 Report

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>>909019
I had to mix the pee with some water, diluting it, cause apparently it wasn't registering as full enough to feed the pee alone into the machine. Think it diluted it a bit, still has a distinct urine undertone.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:zXeHtBFh Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:40:29 No.909043 Report

Quoted By: >>909055

>>908976
Nice.

Really though, the obvious choice is Kopi Luwak. What better way to enhance the pissy taste than with beans that have passed through the digestive tract of a cat?

Fortunately, I have some here, pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:41:53 No.909055 Report

Quoted By: >>909074

>>909043
Oh nice! I'm sure this is obtainable via the interwebs, is it not?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zXeHtBFh Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:43:47 No.909074 Report

Quoted By: >>909116

>>909055
Probably, everything is. Pretty expensive, got this out of Korea.

Worth it for the ultimate cup of piss coffee tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:47:24 No.909116 Report

Quoted By: >>909126 >>909515 >>910004

>>909074
Thanks again leafbro. I'm gonna try to experiment more with pisscoffee. It actually isn't that bad. I didn't expect to be able to get past a few sips, but I'm almost halfway done the cup. I think with the right combination of flavors I may be onto something.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zXeHtBFh Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:48:12 No.909126 Report

Quoted By: >>909246

>>909116
Use cream, or black?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:51:59 No.909246 Report

Quoted By: >>909434

>>909126
I put a little milk in it to neutralize SOME of the acidity. I can't stand half and half or anything designed as a creamer. I do drink it black from time to time, but the amount I consume will upset my stomach if I keep it up all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zXeHtBFh Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:53:48 No.909434 Report

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>>909246
If your guests take ½ & ½ you could easily let them sample your pisscoffee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6TwyWEww Mon 05 Jun 2017 23:59:37 No.909515 Report

Quoted By: >>909830

>>909116

>It actually isn't that bad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w6l0p1XK Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:07:09 No.909701 Report

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>mfw this thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6TwyWEww Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:14:13 No.909800 Report

Quoted By: >>909963 >>910284

screen cap /bant/ will always remember you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ARCUEdg/ Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:15:43 No.909817 Report

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It would be very distasteful

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/KI6DBVr Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:16:25 No.909830 Report

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>>909515
pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZeXbOAFZ Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:25:20 No.909919 Report

Quoted By: >>909976

Microwaved water was enough pls don't bully us with this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:28:32 No.909963 Report

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>>909800
I made it mom!!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pLTI6zhE Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:29:49 No.909976 Report

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>>909919
I will always remember you as piss coffee man, anon. Pleased to be of service to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w/t2gONN Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:31:13 No.909990 Report

Quoted By: >>909994

I think 9999 is coming soon, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w/t2gONN Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:31:41 No.909994 Report

Quoted By: >>910000

>>909990
Whoa, really close.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w/t2gONN Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:31:58 No.910000 Report

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>>909994
One more try.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:KfGkkl6y Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:32:19 No.910004 Report

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>>909116
nigga fucking stop this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w/t2gONN Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:32:31 No.910005 Report

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>>910000
Eh, I'll take quads in whatever form they come.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:caSPoz1M Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:39:30 No.910069 Report

Quoted By: >>910121

While I doubt the legitimacy of OP's claims, I am entertained none the less. I want to believe this is real, but I just don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4c9PKzfG Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:45:15 No.910120 Report

Quoted By: >>910150

>not taking picture of pee in tank as proof
>nigger tier fakery

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:45:28 No.910121 Report

Quoted By: >>910154

>>910069
I figured there would be some who wouldn't believe it. I wish I had a better camera so I could've videoed the entire ordeal but you're stuck with a few crappy images. I will say this, that is my piss in the cup and I did brew coffee with it. Not the first time I've drank piss so it no longer grosses me out. My biggest concern was damaging the machine rather than guzzling hot pisscoffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HtvJs26K Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:47:21 No.910150 Report

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>>910120
I'll be sure to do it again and get a pic of that for you guys. Prob will just piss directly into the tank next time. I keep cups around and piss into them sometimes instead of going to the bathroom. I'm slightly buzzed and had a piss cup in front of me so began thinking about what I could do with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:pLTI6zhE Tue 06 Jun 2017 00:47:40 No.910154 Report

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>>910121
I believe anon. Not even close to the weirdest shit I've seen on here.

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Anonymous ID:73ONsrJo Tue 06 Jun 2017 01:01:48 No.910284 Report

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>>909800
yo put me in the screen cap!

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