>>9097387hey guys I'm bored, do you wanna start making minecraft pickup lines. I'll start
>You can call me a enderman , because I'll make your virginity disapear >I'm like A zombie pigman. the second you're after me, my friends will be all over you >are you a mob? , because you killed my heart and set my dick on hardmode>You can call me a creeper, cus I'll make your pussy explode >are you a zombie, cus you broke down the door to my heart>you can call me a villager cus I got emeralds to spare what did the vulture say to his fiance?
I've got a bone to pick with you
why did the peach call the legume a cannibal?
because he worked for peanuts
what was the dogs favorite part of the tree?
The "Bark"
How did the dog describe the texture of the road ?
"Ruff"
Why was the lion afraid of crossing the river
because he was a "huge pussy"
Why was the horse kicked out of the casino
Because he wouldn't pony up
what did the vegetable say once he started to win the wresling match
looks like the tables have turniped
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
because he was too much of a chicken!
could the kid tie a string
He could knot.
I tried talking to a blimp once
But he was full of hot air
