THATS RIGHT MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO PICKLE RICK HARRISON, AND THIS IS MY SHIT THREAD SHOP! I POST HERE WITH THE PURPLE PICKLE AND MY GRANDSON MORTY *BELLLLLLLLCHHHHHH*
UGH, WHERE WAS I. OH RIGHT MORTY, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THREAD IS SHIT MORTY. *CHUGS BEER AND BELCHES AGAIN* ONE THING I'VE LEARNED AFTER MAKING A THREAD THAT'S WORSE THAN EVERY SINGLE SPAM THREAD OUT THERE IS, THAT, UHHH HANG ON MORTY IM FEELIN A BIT WOOZY HERE
*BELCHES*
OKAY IM BETTER NOW MORTY, GET IN THE TIME MACHINE.
ONE THING I LEARNED IS THAT, YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MANY UPVOTES YOU'RE GONNA GET ON REDDIT FOR IT MORTY
