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Anonymous ID:PSn9tA7f Wed 27 Nov 2019 22:57:16 No.9133713 View View Reply Original Report

When I fart, it smells so bad, I have to cover my nose with my tee-shirt. If I inhale my own farts for hours, I get a headache. I also get sticky buttcheeks when I continue to fart for hours on end. I don't clean them, I leave it there because I am too based and redpilled.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:35:33 No.9133824 Report

Quoted By: >>9133833

>>9133713
Not wiping isn't good for you, anon. It's the second leading cause of AIDs next to homosexuality.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PSn9tA7f Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:39:27 No.9133833 Report

Quoted By: >>9133842

>>9133824
That's literally not true, faggot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:iQCsBv/O Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:42:02 No.9133841 Report

Quoted By: >>9134054

>FR*GPISSER IS A NIGGER
RAPE A LITTLE C*NNY!
is warriorpilled!
RAPE A MOMMY C*NT!
is swagpilled!
YOUR SEED IN C*NTS!
is dankpilled!
T*EN C*NNIES AND M*LF CUNTS FOR THE DANKBOLGANG! BE A MAN! BE A WARRIOR! BE SWAG! BE DANK!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:42:29 No.9133842 Report

Quoted By: >>9133863

>>9133833
I'm not a faggot for avoiding AIDs, but you sure are a faggot for not preventing the homo disease. I bet you jack off into a condom, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PSn9tA7f Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:49:43 No.9133863 Report

Quoted By: >>9133879

>>9133842
Why would you think that? If I shit all over myself, why would I bother cleaning or containing my own cum?

When I ejaculate, I do it in bed. Lying on my back, with one leg propped up to the right and the other lying flat. I stroke my (big) penis with it angled at the foot of the bed, not my ceiling. I turn my hand backwards to do this and use the lubrication from my seminal gland to hydrate my mutilated penis. Once I orgasm, it shoots all across my right leg and thigh, sometimes foot, and covers the sheets beneath me. I then lie there for a second, roll over, and fall asleep.

How much more based could one be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:54:12 No.9133879 Report

Quoted By: >>9133884

>>9133863
>how much more based could one be?
By just cumming on the wall like a normal person.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PSn9tA7f Wed 27 Nov 2019 23:55:30 No.9133884 Report

Quoted By: >>9133899

>>9133879
>normal person

Let me just stop you right there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:01:51 No.9133899 Report

Quoted By: >>9133982

>>9133884
A normal person is different from a normalfag. Normal people are genuine in their actions and principles, instead of putting on social masks and twisting their principles and desires in order to be socially acceptable like normalfags do, normal people just do whatever they want, whenever they want to regardless of social norms. Normal people have been berated as autists and mentally ill for far too long, and we need to normalize not having a social facade as a replacement for a personality. Pic-related, the most normal person on this site.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PSn9tA7f Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:23:23 No.9133982 Report

Quoted By: >>9134008

>>9133899
I think there is a better word to describe that person other than "normal person"

And I disagree about whoever the fuck that is being normal. If he watches American cartoons for children above the age of 15, he's a closeted pedophile or a manchild. Which are both about as bad as the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:27:49 No.9134008 Report

Quoted By: >>9134014

>>9133982
He's a based doom speedrunner who singlehandedly derails and takes down ponyfag threads outside of /mlp/. Read up on the barneyfag lore, he actually hates cartoons for children despite the community-given name. Reading his manifesto is a fun 10 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PSn9tA7f Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:29:39 No.9134014 Report

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>>9134008
As long as he isn't a pedonigger or a discordnigger, I guess he's alright.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:40:48 No.9134054 Report

Quoted By: >>9134105

>>9133841
FUKKEN BASED

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LURPEJOy Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:58:32 No.9134105 Report

Quoted By: >>9134106

>>9134054
I'd like to slice your fucking face off

And before you fags start implying,
it's a gif, and if you load it and wait long enough, it turns into a Starlight Glimmer pepe.
Or if you open the gif in Photoshop, GIMP, Preview, etc. it can show both frames immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:paiw8pYE Thu 28 Nov 2019 00:59:24 No.9134106 Report

Quoted By:

>>9134105
I didn't post anything though... Are you okay bro?

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