I'm going to ask Tom Cruise, "What the fuck is wrong with you that you thought that was a good thing?" Then Tom will say, "I thought it was supposed to be that way." Then I will say, "Yeah, but it wasn't though." Then here is the good part where I apply the submission technique. Tom will say, "Oh, fuck. Well... I didn't know!" Then the finishing move: "Yeah, but Tom... why did you think you, a literal shit tier nobody, ~would~ know such a thing?"

>stutters
>emotional tone dips below zero
>goes into the bag