Everyone,

Today is the day, the day which has Turkey as its main food, its main means of celebration. Notice how I capitalized the "T" in "Turkey", no this is not a mistake. You are likely to believe that Thanksgiving originated from the time where the Plymouth refugees fled to North America and came into contact with Native Americans, and that the first Thanksgiving feast was to celebrate the union between these two parties for aiding each other.

This however, is false, for neither Turkey nor turkey was eaten at that event. Thanksgiving originated many centuries later and concerned a famine in eastern Europe, to be more specific, in Hungary. Now, because of said famine, the Hungarian people were hungry, so they went across the Mediterranean sea, and invaded the Middle-Eastern country known as "Turkey" on the fourth Thursday of November, and ate part of the country.

Yes, they were Hungary for Turkey. Since then on every November Hungary invades Turkey yet again and eats just a bit more of the country. No turkeys were harmed in this Hungary-led invasion, though Turkey certainly was on the menu. Please spread awareness before Istanbul, no, before all of Turkey is consumed.