nigger is my favorite slur, favorite slur, favorite slur! nigger is my favorite slur, I use it everyday! When I wake up with my wife, with my wife, with my wife! When I wake up with my wife we go and find a knife! When we find a big fat knife, big fat knife, big fat knife! When we find a big fat knife we go and find a kike. When we find that stinkin’ kike, stinkin’ kike, stinkin kike! When we find that stinkin’ kike we calm him there’s no hype! Then we find hairy nigger, hairy nigger, hairy nigger! When we find that hairy nigger we give him that knife! Then we call authorities, authorities, authorities! Then we call authorities and say there was a crime!