>>91428Well
>clears throatallow me to entertain you M'lady!
>tips fedoraYou see, I'm not like the other guys. I'm a nice guy! I won't let you have a boring moment in your life.
>wipes sweat off foreheadI pride myself to be an intellectual, have you read any good books lately?
>snickerMaybe my literature is what you would consider a "hard read", not for me though, I have an IQ estimated at around 205, I dream about quantum physics and do calculus for fun.
>eat hamburgerW-what? You're still bored? You're just a whore like all the others who doesn't appreciate an intellectual nice guy, sorry I'm not a meatheaded idiot gymbro chad!
>huff, go home, jack off on figurine