Listen up you dumb Arabs, I'm done with you exporting fucking coffee to my nation. You do realize that your business is going to go under soon, yes? It's gonna crash and burn hard, and POSTUMS will be the reason why. You can't stop the tide, more people are waking up to your evil Arabic trickery every fucking day. Patients diagnosed with brain-fag and dyspepsia are sending me their accounts and experiences daily, and I'm ensuring that an ample supply of POSTUMS is being supplied to hospitals and clinics around the world to stop your evil ways.
Think you'll continue making a profit off of our expense? No way, I'm a KING baby! I'm the CHAMPION of this industry! You're nothing but a crank! A yellow presser! A coffee drinker! Remove yourself from the premises and hand over all market share to me, I might be merciful on you and your companies if you do.