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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:47:02 No.9150472 View View Reply Original Report

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Will this work? My sister got me one after coming back
From Australia when she finished her masters on some
Expensive school she will be paying off for next 25 years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:47:26 No.9150473 Report

Quoted By: >>9150503 >>9150527

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:48:58 No.9150474 Report

Quoted By: >>9150476 >>9150480 >>9150503

Yeah, just have to throw it right. They're deadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:49:14 No.9150475 Report

Quoted By: >>9150503

>>9150472
the boomerang is, indeed, great for hunting boomers and whapping them upside the head, just make sure you throw it hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:49:23 No.9150476 Report

Quoted By: >>9150479 >>9150527

>>9150474
Sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:49:35 No.9150477 Report

Quoted By: >>9150482

sorry to break it to ya bud, but your sister got BOGANED.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:50:32 No.9150478 Report

Quoted By: >>9150485 >>9150503

>>9150472
yes throw with a flick on grass
also the one that comes back is a hunting boomerang which is huge

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:51:09 No.9150479 Report

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>>9150476
You need a shitload of space too, at least an oval.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:51:26 No.9150480 Report

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>>9150474
Not for us walkers, we have no worry of any ground harness coming undone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:52:01 No.9150481 Report

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>>9150472
Yeah should come back. Its all in the wrist / flick.

Make sure no one is around you or you will yeet them hard. Cool present. True blue abo ones will last forever also

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:52:09 No.9150482 Report

Quoted By: >>9150530 >>9150532

>>9150477
Actually, some dude followed her back, sold his motorcycle and other off road toys and spent 7 months living with her doing nothing until she dumped him. He was cool guy we would throw knives and go paint balling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:52:53 No.9150483 Report

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>>9150472
Unironically yes. I got a real one as a present when I was about 6 and learned returning throws. Was never able to catch it on return, like my based uncle was ;__;

I'm white and racist, and for the life of me I'll never understand how stupid abbos ever fucking invented this. They are aerodynamically genius.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:53:12 No.9150484 Report

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Now if you just practice for the next year, you can impress people you don't even like with an utterly useless parlor trick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:53:42 No.9150485 Report

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>>9150478
So your saying this one won’t come back to me if I throw it right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:53:54 No.9150486 Report

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>>9150472
Did a crash course on this last Friday:
>one is used to hunt
>one is used to fly back if thrown right
You know it’s true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:54:32 No.9150487 Report

Quoted By: >>9150494

If it's built properly yes they come back. they're the training types I believe. The real ones are super sharp and are for killing kangaroos and I'm pretty sure they don't come back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:54:39 No.9150488 Report

Quoted By: >>9150492

>>9150483
Has to be alien tech they found

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:56:15 No.9150489 Report

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>>9150472
Get or make yourself a trench club and call it a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:56:40 No.9150490 Report

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>>9150483
so much this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:56:52 No.9150491 Report

Quoted By: >>9150506 >>9150507

>>9150483
hey a question on the abbos, isn't the reason so much of australia is a giant barren desert because abbos never discovered how to make fire so they just kept the rare lightning-induced fires burning and burned the fuck out of the continent? I heard something like that but it sounded like complete bullshit, but then again with abbos they just might be dumb enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:56:58 No.9150492 Report

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>>9150483
>>9150488
They were clearly programmed with the knowledge to make boomerangs hard coded into their DNA, like the good tek-boyz they is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:57:08 No.9150493 Report

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I accidentally nailed my friend's head with one when it circled back, I knew then that I had to become a superhero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:57:23 No.9150494 Report

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>>9150487
so Mad Max lied to me with that feral child.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:59:29 No.9150495 Report

Quoted By: >>9150533

>>9150483
i said it here once before.
abbos are the NASA of sticks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:59:35 No.9150496 Report

Quoted By: >>9150499 >>9150500

>>9150483
Fun fact the oldest boomerang ever found was in poland. Its literal caveman technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 06:59:41 No.9150497 Report

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Hunt someone on your block and let us know if we need to buy you a better boomerang

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:02:21 No.9150498 Report

Quoted By: >>9150536

You would think if your Civilization created the boomerang you would have also discovered flight. Didn’t they know their airfoil created lift??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:02:36 No.9150499 Report

Quoted By: >>9150501 >>9150502

>>9150496
Fucking wypipo always stealing native technologies, hurr durr we found it first in Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:03:01 No.9150500 Report

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>>9150496
Interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:03:28 No.9150501 Report

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>>9150499
what a seething jungle nigger

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:04:36 No.9150502 Report

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>>9150499
stay assblasted at white superiority

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:04:45 No.9150503 Report

Quoted By: >>9150519

>>9150478
>>9150475
>>9150474
>>9150473
>>9150472
>>9150483
It won't work properly, its a souvenir its just symbolic not functional the ones you buy in the souvenir shops may work poorly if they do at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:05:17 No.9150504 Report

Quoted By: >>9150505

>>9150472
make sure you get a license first

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:08:08 No.9150505 Report

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>>9150504
Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:08:23 No.9150506 Report

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>>9150491
It just doesn't rain in the desert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:11:40 No.9150507 Report

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>>9150491
An exaggeration, but the story goes that some of the abos in Tasmania actually forgot how to make fire, they're all dead now. But amazingly there's more "aboriginals" in Tasmania now than at any time in history
Its a big think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:12:25 No.9150508 Report

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>>9150472
Hope she got the HPV vac

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:12:36 No.9150509 Report

Quoted By: >>9150513

Looks too fat and the arms too stumpy

It probably won't work well

The plastic ones work really well

The tri-arm ones will fly in a tighter arc but also faster. I think they're the most fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:13:39 No.9150510 Report

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>>9150472
Nice stick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:14:01 No.9150511 Report

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>>9150472
Yes, but you have to jam the entire thing up your asshole. If any part is sticking out it won't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:19:49 No.9150512 Report

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>How did X group of retards invent Y?!
Any large population, no matter how dumb they generally are, will give birth to the occasional _{genius.
Most advancements are made by those rare few; though even average types can have special gifts, or a stroke of brilliance.
Good ideas are copied, and they spread -- even among the dullards.
Most humans in any culture never innovate anything in any meaningful way.
Humans excel at mimicry, most of all.}

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:19:59 No.9150513 Report

Quoted By: >>9150515 >>9150516

>>9150509
$387 fuck I would never buy this. Is this one just for fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:21:10 No.9150514 Report

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>>9150472
that wont work super well since it's small and a bit thick, it likely wont bend back no matter how good you are. it also takes a lot of practise to throw it right and even more if you wanna catch it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:30:38 No.9150515 Report

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>>9150513
Well shit, I guess I got an image of a totally awesome one. But you can get really cheap versions. < $10 USD probably. You'd have to look around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:31:26 No.9150516 Report

Quoted By: >>9150523

>>9150513
Like this one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:32:01 No.9150517 Report

Quoted By: >>9150521 >>9150529 >>9150537

daily reminder that abbos invented the B-2 bomber in 40,000 BC.

america needs to apologize for stealing aboriginal technology, and hand their entire fleet of B-2s back to their original owners: the aboriginal community.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:33:12 No.9150518 Report

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>>9150472
The painted ones they sell to tourists are useless as anything other than an ornament.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:39:03 No.9150519 Report

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>>9150503
I do know those plastic ones at Wal-Mart will attack you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:42:29 No.9150520 Report

Quoted By: >>9150522

>>9150472
what is the point of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:44:42 No.9150521 Report

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>>9150517
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:46:53 No.9150522 Report

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>>9150520
In case you miss you get your bullet in the chamber back to try again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:50:58 No.9150523 Report

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>>9150516

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:51:12 No.9150524 Report

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>>9150472
They were used to knock birds out of the sky. Curved trajectory = unpredictable flight path by bird brains.

t. dead bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:51:59 No.9150525 Report

Quoted By: >>9150538

>>9150483
>ever fucking invented this
By accident. Notice it's easier to throw thin flat sticks than thick ones. Start cutting thin ones. Throw one at flock of birds one day, comes back. Get stoned to death as sorceror by tribe. They try to throw cursed stick away, comes back. 5 deaths later realise it's the shape, make more like it.

But yeah, OPs one is too thick and short to be a good returner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:53:32 No.9150526 Report

Quoted By: >>9150528

>>9150472
Gotta have angles cut in to the bottom side at the tips otherwise its a Chinese shit heap

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:55:25 No.9150527 Report

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>>9150472
>>9150473
>>9150476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY3EkQvHMYU
that shit is probably fake lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:57:23 No.9150528 Report

Quoted By: >>9150534

>>9150526
Explain
Cut it how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 07:58:32 No.9150529 Report

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>>9150517
Kek, underrated.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horten_Ho_229

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:00:26 No.9150530 Report

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>>9150482
What a douche.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:00:37 No.9150531 Report

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>>9150472
Hey I have one too that my stepmother bought me as a kid. Never tried throwing it though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:01:48 No.9150532 Report

Quoted By: >>9150535

>>9150482
Do you still hang out? He sounds based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:06:31 No.9150533 Report

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>>9150495
National Abbos and Sticks Adminastration

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:07:11 No.9150534 Report

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>>9150528
One side, usually the decorated side will have rounded edges. Call it the top. The bottom side should be almost completly flat except for a slight angle at one or both ends. I can't remember exactly. That's the difference between a souvenir and the real deal. I'm too drunk to remember the details

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:07:44 No.9150535 Report

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>>9150532
He was, he went back to Australia his name Was Cameron, told he he would shave eyebrows of people passed out on beach. And put up random road block with couple cones in the middle of nowhere so people would have to turn around. Miss u bro if ur around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:09:06 No.9150536 Report

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>>9150498
They probably just decided that the reason it flew and returned was because of the tribe's witch doctor, Olounganungabungrungawololololo using his black magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:11:18 No.9150537 Report

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>>9150517
The abbos would siphon the jet fuel out to sniff it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 08:12:04 No.9150538 Report

Quoted By:

>>9150525
Kek

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