>>915110I chose to be a Wendy's employee whereby I can live my days on the promised land.
Of course, this means I need no kitchen. I just swipe some food from Wendy's and live my life happy. I must work here, so I cannot get fired, but it is hard and demanding as I am constantly handling the food. As I must go to work, I can walk, which in turn means I get my daily exercise and food without spending a single point.
I pay 0 points to get 25 free books. They are 25 copies of the Bible. I will use these as throwing weapons against people on my way to and from work. This of course is a punishment for these people not being little red haired girls. I have a beef with most people.
AM/FM radio. I shall put it on static at all time. This shall scare away the ghosts, that of course will come because they want my Wendy's burgers. Fucking Booberry and his "eat my cereal" mantra. Then Casper the Ghost had to shill out for Count Chocula, which MAKES NO SENSE when there was already a ghost themed cereal. Piece of trash "friendly ghost" is messing up the industry and the only way to stop him is with electronic torture.
I would potentially get internet, but my war against the cereal ghosts has resulted in me losing all that was valuable. I shall ensure the radio is at full volume today to ensure Casper knows what he did.
None of my companions offer me sex or will remain hot 18 year old girls who willingly will shove Wendy's burgers into their pussy. Thus I must become Wendy. I shall dress up like Wendy and march through my house proudly, torturing the apparitions of logical reasoning. I shall be seen as the mascot at work, I might even become Smug Wendy, and thus earn the ability to mess around on the internet. Smug Wendy is not BS.
I shall be the role model for true penance. I shall be a religious loon while pelting people with the holy book. And when they repent their sins, I will stand before them, and yell "Now that's better". For I am deliciously different.
