Oi you there, that's right i see you walking by with that disgusting, normal haircut! come on in, my fellow aryan man and let us get you a nice redpilled haircut for the LOW LOW PRICE OF ONE SINGLE (YOU)! Oh yes that's right a mere (You) will get you the greatest haircut that you could ever request. Are you seeking something to spice up your life? Perhaps upset THE JEWS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Well look no further than the redpilled shed! Come come kin, we'll make you based and redpilled yet!