*sees her sleeping there*
Hohuhuheuhoh!
*mischievous music starts playing*
*in a whisper* ohh well what do we have HERE
*rubs hands together*
*BURBLEBEBEGURG*
My gut is literally rumbling with anticipation
*undoes pants and takes off underwear*
*slowly climbs on top of her*
I can smell my asshole from here, imagine how bad it must be for her!
*i let out a soft grunt*
*sooooouuuugh PLOP plop prrrrt glop*
*She wakes up and starts screaming because she is literally drenched in my liquid diarrhea shit*
Mfw
