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Anonymous ID:gMN+4kzP Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:48:26 No.9186176 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9186194 >>9186331 >>9186708

>go to walshart
>buy time machine
>travel back 185 million years
>take this photo
It even let me pat it, /bant/. What a cool fucking dinosaur.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TNlETmey Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:54:13 No.9186194 Report

Quoted By: >>9186205

>>9186176
>be me
>shart in mart
>everyone claps
>tell them im a veteran
>receive 69% off a new chevy silverado time machine
>tip the cashier
>go back in time to when the big bang just happened
>burn to death
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:gMN+4kzP Fri 06 Dec 2019 07:57:26 No.9186205 Report

Quoted By: >>9186217

>>9186194
I can tell that story is fake because you didn't tip the people who applauded you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:TNlETmey Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:01:21 No.9186217 Report

Quoted By:

>>9186205
i didnt have time to swing by the ATM that day and so i only had $120 after the homeless black man outside of the local mcdonalds shot me and i had to pay $400 for the ambulance

Q ID:Z4heyo0p Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:11:30 No.9186240 Report

Quoted By: >>9186241 >>9186254

>be american
>shit in pants
>get veterans discount
>start losing weight
>get shot while walking to gym
>everyone claps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TNlETmey Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:11:51 No.9186241 Report

Quoted By: >>9186252

>>9186240
heyo ID

Q ID:Z4heyo0p Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:16:03 No.9186252 Report

Quoted By:

>>9186241
>id get
>everyone claps

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bmbeNraT Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:16:51 No.9186254 Report

Quoted By:

>>9186240
I'm American and my opinion is *bbbrrrrrraaaaaaap* my opinion is *bbbrrrrrraaaaap* this foreskin too spicy *snip snip* these schoolkids too healthy *bang bang* This burger really tasty *claps* *leaves tip* THANX U 4 UR SERVIX

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P8OnvB+x Fri 06 Dec 2019 08:54:51 No.9186331 Report

Quoted By: >>9186638

>>9186176
great story anon
upvoted.

Q ID:Z4heyo0p Fri 06 Dec 2019 10:16:02 No.9186638 Report

Quoted By: >>9186686 >>9186706

>>9186331
deez nuts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P8OnvB+x Fri 06 Dec 2019 10:44:29 No.9186686 Report

Quoted By:

>>9186638
oh shit
you got me lol

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Anonymous ID:HI8VW8lj Fri 06 Dec 2019 10:54:45 No.9186706 Report

Quoted By:

>>9186638
Deez nuts are in your butt along with deez dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RH5HJ2i3 Fri 06 Dec 2019 10:56:58 No.9186708 Report

Quoted By:

>>9186176
Post the whole thing, you useless faggot.

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