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Anonymous ID:3zzyuulH Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:17:25 No.919701 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>919713 >>919734 >>919737 >>919760 >>919771 >>920265 >>920737

>be american
>shart in mart
>get shot by mall cop
>tip him 20$
>pay doctor 100k$
>still die

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LHDRdNVt Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:18:23 No.919713 Report

Quoted By: >>919723

>>919701
>Be Finnish
>2017
>Ei polta röökiä

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3zzyuulH Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:19:42 No.919723 Report

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>>919713
i know right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1exmdhuN Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:20:57 No.919734 Report

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>>919701
ahahaahahahahahahahahahah

Majorworm

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Majorworm ID:EXR9HaQR Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:21:18 No.919737 Report

Quoted By: >>919741 >>919798

>>919701
>be american
>get shot by doctor
>tip the doctor
>pay the doctor
>tip the doctor
>get shot by nurse

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fVnqcx+w Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:22:00 No.919741 Report

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>>919737
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:n90LTjPL Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:23:50 No.919760 Report

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>>919701
>be american
>get shot
>clap
>tip shooter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LHDRdNVt Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:24:27 No.919764 Report

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>Be American
>Shart in mart
>People clap thunderously when I shit my pants
>Walk home
>Get shot
>Clap at gangbanger after he shot me
>Go to Dr. Schlomo Shekelstein
>Pay $15000 to remove bullet
>Get shot
>Die
>Everyone claps at funeral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ywDIL1vE Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:25:03 No.919771 Report

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>>919701
xdddddddddddddd HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1lASQJsy Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:26:08 No.919781 Report

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>be american
>use pedophile infested chinese comic and cartoon critiquing website normally
>everyone complaining about america
>always the same complaints
>everyone always laugh at the same jokes
>every single day

I think I have autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vkYkkJeY Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:27:44 No.919798 Report

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>>919737
Out of all the get shots, this is the funniest one I have ever seen.

Would have been funnier if you ended it with
>clap

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Anonymous ID:7G8dmGs3 Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:29:46 No.919812 Report

Quoted By: >>919827 >>919855 >>919891

>be american
>get shot while in the womb
>die
>go to heaven
>tip st peter after being let in
>get shot by jesus
>shart
>die again

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vkYkkJeY Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:31:25 No.919827 Report

Quoted By:

>>919812
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ywDIL1vE Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:34:52 No.919855 Report

Quoted By: >>919874 >>919956

>>919812
LUL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vkYkkJeY Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:36:44 No.919874 Report

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>>919855
di dove sei

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kOT7YWet Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:38:42 No.919891 Report

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>>919812
>Be Swedish
>Get raped
>Tell police
>Get arrested for being racist

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ywDIL1vE Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:39:17 No.919956 Report

Quoted By: >>919977

>>919855
ma sei italiano in america o cosa? lel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vkYkkJeY Tue 06 Jun 2017 17:41:06 No.919977 Report

Quoted By: >>920191

>>919956
oi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ywDIL1vE Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:00:05 No.920191 Report

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>>919977
perchè hai la bandiera degli usa?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mfYQDZbq Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:06:40 No.920265 Report

Quoted By:

>>919701
>be american
>get shot
>tip shooter
>shooter tips me for tipping him
>tip shooter for tipping me
>shooter tips me for tipping him
>shooter gets heart attack and dies
>kill myself because I can't afford medical treatment

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Anonymous ID:NNJQTcy6 Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:22:09 No.920430 Report

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>be British
>take kids to concert
>get blown up
>take kids to charity even for getting blown up
>get run over
>no need to be alarmed
>get stabbed

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Anonymous ID:xIDMYDb1 Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:35:48 No.920737 Report

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>>919701
>be American in Chicago
>stop for gas
>someone steals my tire on my way to the pump
>at least I have 3 more, applaud and give the gas attendant his tip
>pulls a gun on me and asks for my wallet
>he deserves it, a nice hardworking Muslim man
>get shot in the back as I leave the store
>some blacks see me and ask to record a mixtape
>one of them asks for my cellphone so they can record
>sucker punched so hard I shit myself
>crawl back to my car
>pull out my handgun cus it's my god given right
>shot again by the cops cuz I'm black
>they commandeer my vehicle and greet me as they drive away
>"AYO FUK U MANG, FUCK DRUMPTY"
>remember to salute my local Burger King
>president trumps secret police snipe me for treasonous unregulated free market enterprise with a Muslim Russian spy
>Mfw killed instantly and haven't been out of my car for 3 mins

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VoUse7Y4 Tue 06 Jun 2017 18:40:48 No.920798 Report

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>be leaf
>drink 12 cups of Tim Hortons for breakfast
>surgeon pays to removes diabeetus
>hospital staff apologizes
>Trudeau sends gift card for more Tim Hortons

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