>tfw ywn be american
>tfw ywn go to walgreens to pick your kids adderall and ritalin prescription up, and get some carrageenan filled baby formula for your recently circumcised newborn.
>tfw ywn swing by walmart on the way home and pick up a crate of high fructose corn syrup and brominated vegetable oil enriched mountain dew
>tfw ywn make a final stop at wendy's for some chlorine washed, arsenic laced tendies and hormone infused beefburgers in bromine buns.
>tfw ywn sit on the reinforced sofa surrounded by your loving family and hold the ball while you watch the big game.
>tfw ywn watch drug commercials every 4 minutes which explain to you why you might have ADHD, and how these pills will fix it.
>tfw ywn watch adverts with a toned naked black man advising ladies to look at their fat bloated man, then back to him, then back to their man, then back to him.
>tfw ywn think you are free because you have an assault rifle and wheelchair mounted machine gun which will deter a government arsenal of apache helicopters, drones and stealth bombers from taking your guns.
