I notice in this stupid ass town that I'm in, among the giant billboards for realty agents, one of them is the undeniable likeness of Elizabeth Windsor, and (pic related) the one by the post office is the undeniable likeness of Rhonda Capone/etc... I am certain she is too cowardly to kill her own family to hide them from my wrath, and I am further certain that she is so unlovable that no one will kill her/them to save them from me.

Rhonda, I am going to play horrible, disgusting, malicious games with you. Someone might be escaping my attention, but I think I hate you the most out of everyone, and I will allocate the worker productivity needed to turn your family into a bunch of belt buckles if I can't think of anything worse to do to you.