>>9210707is it time?
(sneaking into her room)
(sees she is fast asleep)
OH BOY (thinks to self)
*mischievous music begins*
*stomach grumbles with anticipation*
"GURGBLEARGHURUEGH"
(thinks to self) oh man, I REALLY have to poopie!
*undoes pants and slides off underwear*
(the smell of shit perforates throughout the room)
*SLOWLY climbs onto her*
*bends ass over her face*
(thinks to self) the smell is so bad, i wonder how it smells for her!
*grunts with effort*
PLORP GLARP PLOP SPLUUUURT SPLURT SPLAP GLAB
*she wakes up with shit all over her face and neck and bed*
*she begins screaming at me*
mfw
