>>9217331Never went to jail or prison because I am not a retard who got caught.
Here are some tips for people who are thinking about doing something illegal, and don't want to get caught.
ALWAYS:
SURVEIL THE TARGET you are going to rob. Learn their patterns, employees, what cars they drive, how often they have visitors, what third party businesses service the house or store, etc etc
LEARN absolutely everything you can about your target, even if most of what you collect is useless, there is a strong possibility you will find something that allows you to breach undetected. Seeing a homeowner hide a key under their cactus plant can be the difference between forcing entry and having an alarm go off, and getting away undetected.
LEAVE NO TRACE. This one is common sense but so many criminals still fuck up on basic stuff like wearing gloves. Do not touch anything you do not need to touch. Do not walk through mud when walking along concrete is an option. Do not peel your car out when leaving. Do not roll up blasting thug life from your custom paintjob Honda people can hear from halfway across the city.
NEVER:
TALK.
To anyone. At all. Ever.
Don't tell your friends, don't tell your family, your wife, your kids, don't even tell your fucking dog.
And in case this isn't obvious, the one entity you never talk to, not even one single fucking word, is the police. The only thing in your entire life you should ever say to a police officer is "Not without my lawyer present."
RUN.
If you get caught committing a crime by police, don't run.
Running away at the sight of police is basically entering a no-contest plea in court for whatever they choose to charge you with. No jury, and no judge is going to buy that you just so happened to be in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and ran.
If you stand there like a deer in headlights, and refuse to talk to police, this alone can allow a competent lawyer to get you off.
There is more but I am not writing more than one post.
GLHF
