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>be god
>one day I'm really bored
>decide to create an entire universe with planta and animals
>too easy, made the whole thing in 6 days
>decide to make two really intelligent species just to see how they will evolve
>end up with the human and the dolphin
>I don't want my creations to die off after a week though, so I created reproduction
>made a simple design of a shaft and a hole, shaft goes into hole, and create new life
>humans however are too intelligent, so they need some kind of reward to mativate them to reproduce
>just make their brain make "feel good chemicals" after inserting the shaft
>think it's good enough and go to sleep
>a few millennia later...
>look at my creations
>humans now record themselves reproducing so they can simulate reproducing themselves
>humans now insert their shafts into everything shaped like a hole to get the chemicals
>humans now have special rubber gloves to put on their shafts so they can get the chemicals without reproducing
>humans now violently reproduce with complete strangers to get the chemicals
Damn wasn't the destruction of Sodom a good enough of an indicator they maybe you shouldn't repe each other in your assholes?
>one day I'm really bored
>decide to create an entire universe with planta and animals
>too easy, made the whole thing in 6 days
>decide to make two really intelligent species just to see how they will evolve
>end up with the human and the dolphin
>I don't want my creations to die off after a week though, so I created reproduction
>made a simple design of a shaft and a hole, shaft goes into hole, and create new life
>humans however are too intelligent, so they need some kind of reward to mativate them to reproduce
>just make their brain make "feel good chemicals" after inserting the shaft
>think it's good enough and go to sleep
>a few millennia later...
>look at my creations
>humans now record themselves reproducing so they can simulate reproducing themselves
>humans now insert their shafts into everything shaped like a hole to get the chemicals
>humans now have special rubber gloves to put on their shafts so they can get the chemicals without reproducing
>humans now violently reproduce with complete strangers to get the chemicals
Damn wasn't the destruction of Sodom a good enough of an indicator they maybe you shouldn't repe each other in your assholes?
