Seriously, has anyone ever fucked up a nigger? I used to be kind of a 'tough guy' wigger dude and got in a bunch if scraps. I've fought a bunch and won a few and lost a few until the day I mistakenly took my fists to what turned out to be a knife fight and lost in a rather one-sided affair that ended in a soul-crushing opiod/heroin/methadone addiction that still makes me absolutely sick when I wake up every single morning and realize that I'm still who I am and there's nothing I can do about it.

It's my birthday and I just wanted to make a fun thread that got a few (You)s before I reflect on what a failure I am and blow my useless bullshit fucking brains out, but I'm curious how many /pol/acks are actually out there busting heads. Tell me a story guys? Don't even care if it's true.

P-please?