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>be me
>Basic Training
>Go to the Store (PX) for essential items like soap and shit
>Somehow a rumor spreads around the company that we are allowed to get Milkshakes from the ice cream shop but only reeses or Oreo
>Line stretching out from the shop, drill sergeants don't seem to give a fuck
>Everyone thinks it's a trap but so many people have done it already we say fuck it because we're going to get smoked anyways
>I get reeses
>10/10 best milkshake I've ever had, freedom boner was like diamonds
>End of the shopping session, we're all formed up outside
>Drill says "Did you like those milkshakes privates?"
>"YES, DRILL SERGEANT!" we all reply
>Good, but you know you gotta burn those calories
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Run all the way back to barracks with with bags full of hygiene items
>Get back every platoon in the company except for mine of course gets released to the barracks while we get smoked more
>8 count pushups, hill sprints, half jacks
>An hour later it all coalesces with us having to do laps around the track while we sing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
>After it's all done Drill talks to us "Look, I don't care what you get at the PX, just know you're going to have to burn it off"
>"YES, DRILL SERGEANT!"
>After it's all said and done we all basically agree that it was all worth it because the taste of freedom is better than any smoke session
