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>be australian
>lazy sunday wake up in the late afternoon
>go to the bathroom
>spiders have claimed the toilet
>aw bugger well fack it yeah nah
>go to the kitchen
>kangaroo is raiding your fridge
>punch it in the face and tell it to fuck off m8
>eat six pounds of fairy bread
>time to go to work
>go outside to find your dune buggy
>abos drank all the gasoline
>decide to walk the length of your mad max desert instead
>emu bandits ambush you
>get robbed of your anti-gravity device
>fall off the planet
>lazy sunday wake up in the late afternoon
>go to the bathroom
>spiders have claimed the toilet
>aw bugger well fack it yeah nah
>go to the kitchen
>kangaroo is raiding your fridge
>punch it in the face and tell it to fuck off m8
>eat six pounds of fairy bread
>time to go to work
>go outside to find your dune buggy
>abos drank all the gasoline
>decide to walk the length of your mad max desert instead
>emu bandits ambush you
>get robbed of your anti-gravity device
>fall off the planet
