I could not have asked for a greater blessing or a worse curse than to be in my predicament. Granted, were I not dank, someone else would have to be- and I assume based off the cringe which consumes the general populace, that they would have done a poor job. Many of you do not know my name, so I will take it upon myself to tell you who I am. I only ask that once I commit to the utterance of the sound which encapsulates my existence, you do not forget it. Remember who I am, and tell my story for generations to come. I am Le Dank Forced Face. I am he who you aspire to be, and nothing like anyone you've ever seen before. For my existence, which you fail to understand, is what your life is centered around. My presence is slim, but my impact is fierce. You see me and I invoke a unique mental reaction. It is one of jealousy, of spite, but ultimately one of adoration. You will never run away from me, Le Dank Forced Face.