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>Be born in the USA
>Get tip of dick cut
>Tip doctor
>Go to school
>Get shot on the road, during class and during recess
>Tip all the teachers for giving me burger education (Columbus discovering America and Fahrenheit)
>Go to college,
>Get debt and an degree which make you unemployable in entry level jobs
>Can't go bankrupt because burger laws
>Get married
>Get cheated on and have to pay alimony for the rest of life
>Grow old
>Finally have money (Given by forcing the young generation to pay for you)
>Die (By being shot)
>Get tip of dick cut
>Tip doctor
>Go to school
>Get shot on the road, during class and during recess
>Tip all the teachers for giving me burger education (Columbus discovering America and Fahrenheit)
>Go to college,
>Get debt and an degree which make you unemployable in entry level jobs
>Can't go bankrupt because burger laws
>Get married
>Get cheated on and have to pay alimony for the rest of life
>Grow old
>Finally have money (Given by forcing the young generation to pay for you)
>Die (By being shot)
