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>Be me
>4th grade
>Play World of Tanks mobile on dad's old HTC phone
>Pretty much the only game I'm allowed to play
>Play for 20 minutes a day
>See ads for free premium Panzer IV Anko SP from Girls und Panzer
>Don't get it because it looks weird and I already have a Panzer IV
>One day my sister asks to play
>Let her play a few games
>Go off somewhere else for a few minutes
>Come back to get the phone from her
>"Look Anon, I got you a new tank!" She says
>It was the Panzer IV Anko SP
>Ohwellatleastitsfree.exe
>Decide to play a multiplayer game with it just to try it out
>Load into match and cutesy anime voice of tank commander freaks me out
>Can't focus on game
>Get immediately blown up by KV-1
>Goodriddance.jpg
>Immediately quit the match and sell the tank
>Get no gold for it because it was free
>Never explore anything anime or manga related ever again
>4th grade
>Play World of Tanks mobile on dad's old HTC phone
>Pretty much the only game I'm allowed to play
>Play for 20 minutes a day
>See ads for free premium Panzer IV Anko SP from Girls und Panzer
>Don't get it because it looks weird and I already have a Panzer IV
>One day my sister asks to play
>Let her play a few games
>Go off somewhere else for a few minutes
>Come back to get the phone from her
>"Look Anon, I got you a new tank!" She says
>It was the Panzer IV Anko SP
>Ohwellatleastitsfree.exe
>Decide to play a multiplayer game with it just to try it out
>Load into match and cutesy anime voice of tank commander freaks me out
>Can't focus on game
>Get immediately blown up by KV-1
>Goodriddance.jpg
>Immediately quit the match and sell the tank
>Get no gold for it because it was free
>Never explore anything anime or manga related ever again
