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>be watashi
>a samurai about to go to battle near a shithole of a town called "Sekigahara"
>luckily I've prepared for this moment
>whip out my new badass shovel helmet
>show it to my friends
>everyone laughs their collective asses off
>nobody liked my badass shovel helmet
>sashimi falls from my hizayoroi
>ride home, decide to assume a new identity and dedicate myself to ukiyo-e involving octopi
>months later hear that my army was anihilated and some Ieyasu faggot now rules Japan
>boku no face when
>a samurai about to go to battle near a shithole of a town called "Sekigahara"
>luckily I've prepared for this moment
>whip out my new badass shovel helmet
>show it to my friends
>everyone laughs their collective asses off
>nobody liked my badass shovel helmet
>sashimi falls from my hizayoroi
>ride home, decide to assume a new identity and dedicate myself to ukiyo-e involving octopi
>months later hear that my army was anihilated and some Ieyasu faggot now rules Japan
>boku no face when
