Most of you aren't probably that bad looking and need to read this. this book basically explains the art of jewing dumb roasties into fucking you for free.

I can confirm the stuff described here does work, although you have to repurpose and use different tricks. I unironically gave jewing a try after reading about it here. I don't care to attend a divorce hearing or a gender reveal party so this is my best alternative. I try to avoid smashing anything non white though.

Bonus: It likely makes sheckle goblins seeth when their youth made a guide for white guys to get laid. Even though my success rate sucks I still get some occasionally.

>try it or your a basedboy