Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock,
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood; the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.