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Anonymous ID:qvyfb402 Wed 07 Jun 2017 10:59:22 No.929219 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>929228 >>929265 >>929277 >>929288 >>929303 >>929393 >>929862 >>932125 >>933794 >>934253 >>935387

how exactly do you fap with tissues? do you cum on the wall then wipe it off?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lmMAAKfc Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:01:13 No.929228 Report

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>>929219
I've always just cupped my hand and came into that. Then I gotta make it to the sink without any spilling. I'm pretty good at it now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ozczWMj9 Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:03:37 No.929240 Report

Quoted By: >>929274

You cum in a tissue and use another tissue to clean the first one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IsnVn52V Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:07:35 No.929265 Report

Quoted By: >>931783

>>929219
Just me that turn around and cum on the bed sheets?
I usually just fap 2 times a week and change bed sheets every other week

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i1KbGSjJ Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:09:40 No.929274 Report

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>>929240
>to clean the first one

Why, so you can cum in it again?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CUBEsXqO Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:10:01 No.929277 Report

Quoted By: >>929288

>>929219
I just cum on the floor or on myself.

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:CnK2jw+3 Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:11:55 No.929288 Report

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>>929219
is that how you do it?

>>929277
>CUBE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:40aGwS8V Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:12:16 No.929291 Report

Quoted By: >>929310

This is why I masturbate in public restrooms. No cleaning involved. You just let it flow.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NOUNNopy Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:14:24 No.929303 Report

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>>929219
you cover your eyes with the tissue so that jesus doesnt see you do unchristian things and spin the dick 360 when white stuff starts coming out while screaming hitler didnt do nothing wrong
if someone calls the cop you can use tissue as surrender flag so they dont get got you shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r63Ywlab Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:15:42 No.929310 Report

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>>929291
I have a somewhat irrational fear that I would accidentally impregnate someone that way though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vPi66VaD Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:20:23 No.929348 Report

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Why tf don't you guys just cum into a cup or glass, then you can pour it out later. So easy. Or hell, even a bowl.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GuLy/HR5 Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:22:44 No.929369 Report

Quoted By: >>933573

>not just cumming into your own mouth
You people are retards.

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Anonymous ID:FD1yNX3A Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:24:27 No.929385 Report

Quoted By: >>929730

>not jerking off while taking a shower so you can wash it all off in one go and the smell of the soap and water will cover the smell of the cum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dW+5hAlR Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:25:21 No.929393 Report

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>>929219
you cum in the tissue

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:obzzLfNT Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:27:07 No.929405 Report

Quoted By: >>931814

>2017
>unironically cumming

WHITE ESL SEXPAT GUY

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WHITE ESL SEXPAT GUY ID:RBQS1p6F Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:32:43 No.929730 Report

Quoted By: >>929917

>not coming into your belly button basin
Why do you think god put it there?

>>929385

>cum smells so strongly you cant even leave the smallest trace
The fuck is wrong with your body?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3LtaQJV4 Wed 07 Jun 2017 11:54:12 No.929862 Report

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>>929219
You take it in the mouth then eat the tissue

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:CnK2jw+3 Wed 07 Jun 2017 12:04:34 No.929917 Report

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>>929730
everyday is Palm Sunday

WHITE ESL SEXPAT GUY

WHITE ESL SEXPAT GUY ID:RBQS1p6F Wed 07 Jun 2017 12:14:25 No.929968 Report

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>>929917

Usually on Palm Sunday I jizz a cross shape onto my belly button. My semen is black for some reason btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MC/nSYln Wed 07 Jun 2017 14:03:53 No.931171 Report

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just hold the jizz in your foreskin and let it out into a tissue slowly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K4Uhtvj0 Wed 07 Jun 2017 14:55:56 No.931783 Report

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>>929265
The only person i know of that does this is my friend does this and he is a poo in loo. I guess sweden really isnt white.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:K4Uhtvj0 Wed 07 Jun 2017 14:58:20 No.931814 Report

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>>929405
This desu amerikunts and eurofags are retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lzle+nO6 Wed 07 Jun 2017 15:04:24 No.931887 Report

Quoted By: >>934287

I squeeze the tip of my dick until I can reach a toilet to dump it in.

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Anonymous ID:7nH+W/9z Wed 07 Jun 2017 15:13:34 No.931972 Report

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>not rolling toilet paper into a cylinder and then cumming inside it while closing the other end

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I5QTfwhe Wed 07 Jun 2017 15:18:29 No.932032 Report

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>not just pinching your foreskin closed while cumming then emptying your foreskin cum balloon into a tissue or straight into the toilet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EsVK9U1U Wed 07 Jun 2017 15:19:08 No.932042 Report

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I cum inside a sock.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2w7qBFSa Wed 07 Jun 2017 15:25:01 No.932125 Report

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>>929219
It's easy, take the shirt off and cum on your chest. Then wipe it off, wash your hands etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5wjIaRL2 Wed 07 Jun 2017 15:27:54 No.932158 Report

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lay tissue/toilet paper/paper towel on stomach and cum on it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wxrALYYO Wed 07 Jun 2017 17:17:58 No.933573 Report

Quoted By: >>935320

>>929369
at least we're not fags

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Anonymous ID:IKqbaLwy Wed 07 Jun 2017 17:34:23 No.933794 Report

Quoted By: >>934301

>>929219
I get pussy. I don't masturbate like you losers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NNnczf37 Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:08:09 No.934224 Report

Quoted By: >>934240 >>934287

Since im uncut, I hold the tip of the skin when im cumming. After I felt like I have blown my load, I carefully unload it into the toilet. Then I clean my dick with tissues.

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Anonymous ID:NNnczf37 Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:09:55 No.934240 Report

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>>934224
Pfff who am I kidding?
Oh course I dont need to masturbate when I got a whole town full of kiddies to rape, amiright?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Il+8ACpN Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:11:26 No.934253 Report

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>>929219
cum into the tissue.
wipe dick.
toss tissue.

Or be a man and just cum on your chest and wipe it off with tissue.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fxTGd7Ql Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:14:55 No.934287 Report

Quoted By: >>934297

>>931887
>>934224
Why not cum directly into the toilet?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Il+8ACpN Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:16:14 No.934297 Report

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>>934287
I tend to wipe because going to the bathroom every time I want to fap is bit more suspicious than a pail full of tissues.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gLdV7H6t Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:16:41 No.934301 Report

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>>933794
>dingo ate my baby
that explains it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GuLy/HR5 Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:46:13 No.935320 Report

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>>933573
That's where you are wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:On+MlOmV Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:50:36 No.935387 Report

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>>929219
I personally cum on my keyboard since I fap to porn on my computer. in case you wonder, it actually smooths the key and makes typing a better experience

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