AHHHOY BOY! BRAAAAAAAAP IT'S A GOOD THING YE SHOWED UP EARLY TO WORK TODAY. BRAAAAAFFFFFFFFFGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAD A HUGE CHRISTMAS FEAST YESTERDAY AND ME REAR IS WRECKING HAVOC! BRAAP IT'S SO STINKY! BRAAAAAFFFFFF OHHHHHH SHIT, ME BOY, WE'RE EXPECTING THE HEALTH INSPECTOR TODAY AND HE WON'T PASS US WITH THIS AWFUL SMELLY SMELL TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE KRUSTY KRAB. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP YOU HAVE TO SNIFF IT ALL UP LAD! I'M BEGGING YE PLEASE. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPGHHHH OHHHHHHHH Dolphin noise YEAH! PRESS YOUR NOSE AGAINST THAT BRAPPER AND SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFP IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO JUST CUT LOOSE ALL THESE STINKY GASSES INTO YOUR NOSTRILS LAD. YEEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEES! YEEEES! I FEEL LIKE SMELL IS SLOWLY CLEARING UP! KEEP IT UP, WE ONLY HAVE 5 MINUTES UNTIL WE OPEN. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOO THAT WAS A MEAN STINKY ONE I STILL FEEL THE AFTER BURN. SWEET NEPTUNE THANK GOODNESS YOU SHOWED UP WHEN YOU DID