FASTER THAN A JANNY!
TERRIFYING SCREAM!
ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGER, HE'S HALF MAN AND HALF LEAF!
RIDES THE METAL PONY, BREATHING SEETHE AND FIRE, CLOSING IN ON VENGEANCE SOARING HIGH!

HE IS THE BARNEYFAG!
THIS IS THE BARNEYFAG!

/bant/ IS DEVASTATED, AUSFREAK ON HIS KNEES!
A SAVIOR COMES FROM OUT OF /co/ IN ANSWER TO THEIR PLEAS!
THROUGH BOILING CLOUDS OF KIWIS, BLASTING PASSINGTHROUGH, BARNEY'S GOING UNDER DEADLY WHEELS!

HE IS THE BARNEYFAG!
THIS IS THE BARNEYFAG!

FASTER THAN AN /a/TARD JANNY, LOUDER THAN THE LOUD NEGRO!
PONY PLATED ROMAN ARMOR, KILLED VENDETTA SCUM!

FLYING HIGH ON PROXIES, STRONGER BANNED THAN FREE!
NEVERMORE BAN-HAMMERED, HE'S BEEN BROUGHT BACK FROM THE GRAVE!
JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH RESURRECTED, FOREVER TO SURVIVE!
RETURNS BARNEYGEDDON TO THE BOARDS!

HE IS THE BARNEYFAG!
THIS IS THE BARNEYFAG!
HE IS THE BARNEYFAG!
THIS IS THE BARNEYFAG!

BARNEY! BARNEY! FAG! FAG!
BARNEY! BARNEY! FAG! FAG!

CAN'T STOP THE BARNEYFAG!