Now that I know Alpha Team is a real thing, I am definitely going to add them and their families to the list people that I sell to their enemies for $0.99 each. And what are they going to do about it? Send someone to bother me at the grocery store? That's more like Beta Team, IMO. They're not going to do shit about it because they are weaklings and cowards whose mandate from some inferior party of mine does not authorize them do anything more than, at most, bother me a little bit while I'm waiting to sell their loved ones to some 3rd worlders that they had previously wronged in the course of their Alpha Teaming. Haha, fuck you!

Alpha my dick, bitches. Omega Team coming through.