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Waifu fawning thread

ID:5mGJABM9 No.930956 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Post your one true waifu and tell us a little bit about her pros and cons.

I'll start:
+ fucks shit up
+ very low maintenance
+ can operate operationally, easily handles stress
+ can hunt and butcher her own food
+ gee, Kino, how come your mum lets you carry TWO handguns?
+ comes with a sweet bike
+ proficient with all sorts of tools, knives, firearms, traps and gadgets, as well as repairs
+ peaceful and diplomatic, but will and has busted caps in fools when absolutely necessary

+/- dresses up with function in mind instead of form
+/- no marriage and no kids
+/- curves nowhere to be seen
+/- looks like a 13 year old boy
+/- stoic and honest to a fault

- most likely has mild schizophrenia, and maybe PTSD
- talks to her bike, will always choose the bike over you
- will leave without a second thought if you can't keep up with the lifestyle
- ideological hobo, absolutely no settling down
- not a vegan, but still a bit too in touch with nature
- not into physical contact or open affection
- covered in knives, guns, munitions, provisions and other shit, might as well be hugging a pile of scrap
- carries hipster shit like .44 Colt Navy, .22LR third series match Woodsman and a TACTICOOL Arisaka/M21 EBR hybrid monstrosity
- sometimes gets 2deep4u philosophical