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Anonymous ID:7iKHB5bK Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:00:26 No.9321541 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9321542 >>9321603 >>9321697 >>9322204 >>9322259 >>9322294 >>9323812 >>9323834 >>9323896 >>9324423

>30 year old NEET
>Never employed, live a comfy if modest life
>One of my obligatory job applications asks me for an interview
>It's a government agency
>They liked me at the interview
>I start work next week
What the fuck do I do /bant/? This wasn't supposed to happen.

Reimu

Reimu ID:WdYI3pOz Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:01:23 No.9321542 Report

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>>9321541
Australians are cute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6gkumIX+ Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:02:14 No.9321546 Report

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You misuse the quote function

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PrUGEAeX Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:02:45 No.9321547 Report

Quoted By: >>9322230

Government jobs are easy. They aren't like a private company that can lose to competition, so they don't worry about doing a good job.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P+eCYe1t Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:04:01 No.9321549 Report

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>What the fuck do I do /bant/?
>I start work next week
I think you got it covered.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ak4Ey4qz Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:27:13 No.9321603 Report

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>>9321541
You are 30? You need to start working.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n7sgXiFV Wed 01 Jan 2020 15:27:14 No.9321697 Report

Quoted By: >>9321715

>>9321541
sexually abuse coworkers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+yVGyiZx Wed 01 Jan 2020 15:42:24 No.9321715 Report

Quoted By: >>9324409

>>9321697
Not this.

You should sexually Encourage coworkers. Abuse is frowned upon in the office.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57oKumKj Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:23:40 No.9322187 Report

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I think it might be time to start working m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mQBGwdbr Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:28:42 No.9322204 Report

Quoted By: >>9322212 >>9322219

>>9321541
How the fucking hell have you avoided 14 years of work you fucking parasite!?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:14aXPEWy Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:31:16 No.9322212 Report

Quoted By: >>9322217

>>9322204
he's a lucky lad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mQBGwdbr Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:32:27 No.9322217 Report

Quoted By: >>9322736

>>9322212
Wrong. His CV will show he started work at 30. His future employment will probably cap at night manager of some public library.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G/QI5IIv Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:32:41 No.9322219 Report

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>>9322204
Don't be jealous

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:14aXPEWy Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:35:17 No.9322230 Report

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>>9321547
this
govt jobs are easy. you do less than alright in your performance there and ull get to keep the job forever. 80% of the time there u can play around on 4ch

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qYLtxdOZ Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:42:59 No.9322259 Report

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>>9321541
Easy life asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6EoH1y3D Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:52:36 No.9322294 Report

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>>9321541
Sabotage the goverment and remove the state you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MI8JDtX2 Wed 01 Jan 2020 20:50:16 No.9322736 Report

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>>9322217
Chill lad, im 34,I have never worked for more than a 6 month period at a time, been out of work for 7 years, barely had a job until I was 22, haven't got a single, not one qualification to my name and I still managed to get a job for the NHS in my local hospital.
Just extend the truth on your CV, be confident and polite, have a laugh and you win a job easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7iKHB5bK Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:04:18 No.9323728 Report

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I've had a good run as a NEET, guess I gotta start wagecucking now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:qOdtbW6O Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:46:34 No.9323812 Report

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>>9321541
>Never employed
You sound like a bit of failure so I don't think you need to do anything except be yourself and you'll probably just get fired anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4pn4lU+ Thu 02 Jan 2020 04:56:36 No.9323834 Report

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>>9321541
gov jobs are piss easy
you do nothing already so they like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TDrMXwWf Thu 02 Jan 2020 05:32:52 No.9323896 Report

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>>9321541
>gov't job
Fuck me, you'll be cruising. And it'll be nearly impossible to get fired no matter how much of useless wanker you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:esp329lA Thu 02 Jan 2020 10:25:39 No.9324409 Report

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>>9321715
Genius

King Nogger

King Nogger ID:Ab5568Ge Thu 02 Jan 2020 10:29:49 No.9324423 Report

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>>9321541
goverment jobs are comfy they litteraly cant fire you

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