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Akari akaza finally captured kaos after years of kaos undermining akari nation by converting loyal yonkerites into degeneracy , the russian ambassador of akari nation recommended the nuke, right into her whore vagina . however, akari akaza in her eternal greatness decided to do something else… she was going to convert her to akarism. Akari akaza slowly slid off her jellyfish panties and told akariman to get her the holy washroom. Akari had been brewing up a specialty brew in her bladder for this specific occasion . She had been drinking a flavorful mix of spices and slowly aging this urine in one of her 153 bladders for years . Akariman came back hauling a 200 pound solid gold toilet that funneled all her pee into an opulent sippie cup. Akariman listened as her pee began to hit the rim of the toilet. Akariman watched with thirst as the cup slowly filled its intoxicating smell coating his nostrils. When the cup was full akariman desperately resisted his urge to drink it all right there and put on the lid. Akariman spoke to the Lord "may I have a sip oh great goddess akari akaza". akari responded " do not partake of the holy brew for you will die. This is no ordinary pee and you are not strong enough to handle it" akariman didn't listen and he took a sip of the holy brew. All of the blood drained from his body to support the exponential growth of his erection as he savored the complex aromas of this delectable drink, his dick kept stretching and stretching until it exploded into a gigantic pool of blood and akariman died.