Best way to kill yourself? I think I'm probably gonna kill myself.

Here's the options:
>Jump in front of train
Some people don't like this because drivers can apparently get PTSD. But why? They didn't cause the death, the jumper did. The driver literally cannot stop the train in time, it would defy physics. So why do they get upset about it? Weird.
>Jump off cliff
There is a cliff relatively near me that should hopefully be high enough. So I might go for this.
>Gunshot to the head
In my view this is the ideal way to go, because it's basically instant and 100% effective (as long as you aim properly), but I can't get guns in my country.
>Exit bag
Nah fuck that, I don't want to suffocate, that sounds fucking horrible.
>Hanging
Not a fan of this really. Again suffocation sounds like shit. And you shit yourself apparently. Sounds horrible.

What do you reckon, /bant/?