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Anonymous ID:Y/7f9M/A Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:11:52 No.934259 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>934265 >>934267 >>934321 >>934409 >>934447 >>934502 >>935016 >>935055 >>935078 >>935357 >>935688 >>935696 >>935716 >>935933 >>935944 >>936458

>2017
>not smoking
You have exactly 10 SECONDS to give one good reason as to why you shouldn't add smoking cigarettes into your daily routinely habit.

protip: you literally fucking can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2oxNzFQ2 Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:12:15 No.934263 Report

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I don't get this meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dLWDHLU4 Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:12:29 No.934265 Report

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>>934259
lol I only smoke ANAL SEX

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IurUFrjF Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:12:32 No.934266 Report

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Philip Morris pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XKnYzWCB Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:12:33 No.934267 Report

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>>934259
protip: stop making these retarded threads, no one cares

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:V1hTp3ZD Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:12:58 No.934272 Report

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Give me one reason you don't smoke kettle bells

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h/6Awcy7 Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:13:18 No.934274 Report

Quoted By: >>935599

because cigarettes are expensive and I'd rather feed my yugioh addiction

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBMC1oez Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:18:23 No.934321 Report

Quoted By: >>935599

>>934259
High school bully techniques don't work on me, and I don't like the taste of cigarettes or the jittery feeling of then nicotine high.

I don't smoke because I don't want to. Just being an adult, I'm sure you'll understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jEoSz7G2 Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:27:12 No.934409 Report

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>>934259
I'm allergic to nicotine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:V/O3azSy Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:30:24 No.934447 Report

Quoted By:

>>934259
you smell of stale cig smoke but everyone is too polite to tell you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+0qKGgJe Wed 07 Jun 2017 18:35:29 No.934502 Report

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>>934259
wait ur supposed to smoke them...?
ive been eating them this whole time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HqvJwgJy Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:21:58 No.935016 Report

Quoted By: >>935244

>>934259
>2017
>ei polta röökiä

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dVWZ9fnO Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:25:49 No.935055 Report

Quoted By: >>935074

>>934259
It's a 10k a year habit around these parts.

If I'm going to be spending that much on a drug habit I'd rather do blow every other week while getting the succ.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HqvJwgJy Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:26:53 No.935074 Report

Quoted By: >>935531 >>935583

>>935055
Who forces you to buy a pack a day, you fucking soil pludgeon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X4Rlx70d Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:27:03 No.935078 Report

Quoted By:

>>934259
>1 post by this ID
Sage and report

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HC2TdowE Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:40:17 No.935244 Report

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>>935016
Tää

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ey6vUD4V Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:47:39 No.935339 Report

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shout laughings to manbabbys who dont smoke cigarettes

Sami "Sopsy" Kieksi

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Sami "Sopsy" Kieksi ID:itvGcrhP Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:47:41 No.935341 Report

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>2017
>does not smoke smokes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSancFk7 Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:48:29 No.935357 Report

Quoted By: >>935599

>>934259
I don't want to. Point.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BA+Gmh7+ Wed 07 Jun 2017 19:57:43 No.935480 Report

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the only thing that can guide one away from the path of cuckoldry and manchildhood is smoking some fucking cigarettes. You're a fucking disgrace to yourself and your masculinity by not smoking.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GUKtrnp7 Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:02:17 No.935531 Report

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>>935074
>smoke a pack a century
Does it still count as smoking?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dVWZ9fnO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:06:01 No.935583 Report

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>>935074
>t. fagget in low-stress employment

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:06:49 No.935599 Report

Quoted By: >>935615 >>935617 >>935837

Does not smoke cigarettes in 2017? Were you bullied in school, mentally disabled, or both?>>934274
B..but it costs money.
No1 told you to buy a pack a day, u fucking idiot.
>>934321
I..I was not bullied, I swear. I just don't like the taste. I..I don't want to smoke. I..Im just being an adult.
You were clearly bullied in school. It's 2017 better start smoking.
>>935357
I..But I don't want to smoke.
So were you bullied or just mentally disabled?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBMC1oez Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:08:00 No.935615 Report

Quoted By: >>935650

>>935599
Fuck off. If you give in to high school level "LOL YOU'RE A FAG IF X" bullying you deserve to be a cuckold to big tobacco.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:08:12 No.935617 Report

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>>935599

Rööki

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Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:10:41 No.935650 Report

Quoted By: >>935948

>>935615
So you were bullied. Not mentally disabled though?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ioGERTIH Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:14:02 No.935688 Report

Quoted By: >>935828

>>934259
Because I vape
>inb4 hurr durr pussy
Name health advantages to smoking over vaping
Go ahead, i'll wait.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2Vdb2lGl Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:14:32 No.935696 Report

Quoted By: >>935828

>>934259
It's unhealthy and adds nothing positive to my life except for 10 minutes of "joy" every once in a while due to my newfound and expensive hobby,

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DK1L20qj Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:15:33 No.935716 Report

Quoted By:

>>934259
Go away you fucking mong.

Sage

Rööki

Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:22:40 No.935828 Report

Quoted By: >>935891

>>935688
I.. I vape like a teenage boy. S..Smoking is unhealthy. Since when was life a contest about living the longest?
>>935696
You both are a disgrace to masculinity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSancFk7 Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:23:09 No.935837 Report

Quoted By: >>935881

>>935599
Nah. I've already tried, and I really disliked it. So I don't want to. Point.

Rööki

Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:26:54 No.935881 Report

Quoted By: >>935941

>>935837
I..I tried it..a..and i didn't like it..s..so I don't want to.
You were clearly bullied in school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ioGERTIH Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:27:33 No.935891 Report

Quoted By: >>935927

>>935828
I'd rather live longer, because I don't live in a country as depressing as yours that i'd need to kms early to live it to the fullest.

Rööki

Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:30:43 No.935927 Report

Quoted By: >>936069

>>935891
Since when was life a contest about living the longest?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CTdmSnQL Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:31:12 No.935933 Report

Quoted By:

>>934259
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSancFk7 Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:32:06 No.935941 Report

Quoted By: >>935968

>>935881
k

(Nice collection of strawman btw)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:M7bT8gnn Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:32:20 No.935944 Report

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>>934259
>cigs
>in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen

jesus ishygddt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBMC1oez Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:32:37 No.935948 Report

Quoted By:

>>935650
Bless his heart.

Rööki

Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:34:09 No.935968 Report

Quoted By: >>936044

>>935941
You smoke.
You were bullied in school.
Choose one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kSancFk7 Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:39:47 No.936044 Report

Quoted By:

>>935968
Anon,I choose (you) !

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ioGERTIH Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:41:38 No.936069 Report

Quoted By: >>936243

>>935927
Since life began, bud. Why do we honor our elders in every culture? Why do we tend to value experience over brute education? Why does evolution select the longest living species as robust?

Because life ain't about burning out fast. It's about taking time, experiencing more than you mongs will ever get. Plus, if I do decide to live long, and I use smokes, I don't get smokers lung later.

Now go back to your middle school homework kid, because you don't have a clue how life works.

Rööki

Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 20:53:07 No.936243 Report

Quoted By:

>>936069
>Tend to value life experience over education
>Tells people that they don't understand how life works.
>Smokes
Choose all or don't choose at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G6vjJVYb Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:01:26 No.936362 Report

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shoutenings for manchildren :D

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vnggKvo0 Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:06:28 No.936458 Report

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>>934259

I've smoked pack of smokes a day since I was 14 and two since 18 as have all my friends, we all ended up in ROTC and getting MBAs with 6 figure jobs. It's never too late to become a man and start smoking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:20xP5U29 Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:23:20 No.936688 Report

Quoted By: >>936740 >>936838

why consume nicotine when you could be on so many other better drugs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iYap3yda Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:27:01 No.936740 Report

Quoted By: >>936838

>>936688
this

Rööki

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Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:35:20 No.936838 Report

Quoted By: >>936897

>>936688
>>936740
Do you want to be seen as a man or an addict?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBMC1oez Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:39:36 No.936897 Report

Quoted By: >>936934

>>936838
>being this retarded

Cigarette Addicts are purely high school level bullies. They even bully you about bullying. Fucking pathetic. Bless his heart.

Rööki

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Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:42:08 No.936934 Report

Quoted By: >>936973

>>936897
So you were bullied in school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vBMC1oez Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:45:16 No.936973 Report

Quoted By: >>937041

>>936934
Jokes on you, lung cancer. I was the bully.

Rööki

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Rööki ID:X3vAsDNO Wed 07 Jun 2017 21:52:20 No.937041 Report

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>>936973
Joke's on you, unmasculine babby tier manchild.
>You were the bully
>You don't smoke
Choose one.

Cigarette dude

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Cigarette dude ID:HqvJwgJy Wed 07 Jun 2017 22:06:39 No.937183 Report

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>2017
>ei polta röökiä

Oletko koulukiusattu, kehitysvammainen vai molemmat?

>m-mutku siihen kuolee

Niin? Oliko elämä kilpailu kuka elää pisimpään?

>siihe jää koukkuu!!!

Ei jää, jos ei ole alaikäinen ja osaa polttaa kohtuudella.

>s.. SIIHEN MENEE RAHAA!!!

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