>>9347856“UGGGH! It smells worse than roadkill!” Amethyst dropped the clothing and reeled. “What the fuck is wrong with you?! How long has it been, you sick freak?!”
“It’s been five-thousand years, okay? I forgot about it! What do you want from me?”
“Some fucking air-freshener would be nice, uggh!” Amethyst pinched her nose and felt the pancakes start to come back up.
“Don’t you dare vomit in here!” Pearl snapped her legs together and scowled.
“What does it matter if I do? Nothing is ever going to be nastier than that!”
“Like you are one to judge ME on proper hygiene! I swear if you tell ANYONE, I will…I will never speak to you again!”
Amethyst stared at the abandoned diaper on the floor and forced a deviant smile under her rapidly tearing eyes.
“No more jabbering? That almost sounds like a deal. Man, it’d really be a shame if Steven or Garnet knew about this. Peridot, Lapis, and maybe Greg too. What would they think of you?”
“Amethyst!”
“You are cleaning that thing right now!”
