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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 13:48:34 No.9360615 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9360618 >>9361164 >>9361257

I hereby declare myself Emperor of r/banter and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Anonymous ID:9DjreIHl Fri 10 Jan 2020 13:51:05 No.9360618 Report

Quoted By: >>9361092

>>9360615

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 14:09:28 No.9361092 Report

Quoted By: >>9361239

>>9360618
My first decree as Imperator /bant/ī, per Gratiam Deī, is the following:
1. posting furry in any way, shape or form is strictly forbidden
2. posting the same thread repeatedly is strictly forbidden
3. IDs are to be eliminated
4. Strict enforcement of Global Rule 6
5. Impthreads must be eliminated on sight
Punishment for violation of any article of this Imperial Decree is to cook a hundred borgars

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wTPLAQ5H Fri 10 Jan 2020 14:38:35 No.9361164 Report

Quoted By: >>9361218

>>9360615
yeah right

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MtJadZlA Fri 10 Jan 2020 14:39:41 No.9361166 Report

Quoted By: >>9361218

No emperors here. Only the king of /bant/ will get any meanie monsters off this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 14:54:46 No.9361195 Report

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I hereby declare myself Wódz of the I Rzesza Polska and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k0d2b9TB Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:00:07 No.9361212 Report

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I hereby declare myself boss of this gym and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:03:24 No.9361218 Report

Quoted By: >>9361244

>>9361164
You're lucky I do not enforce Rule 8
>>9361166
Pretenders go to the noose

Reimu

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Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:05:12 No.9361222 Report

Quoted By: >>9361231 >>9361251

Empress of 4chan with queen of /bant/ here, ask me anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:07:38 No.9361231 Report

Quoted By: >>9361240

>>9361222
No! You're already empress of the Germans! Bad Reimu! Bad Reimu!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mlJPPrfs Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:10:23 No.9361239 Report

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>>9361092
IDs are great and gr6 is a meme

Otherwise reasonable policies I can get behind

Reimu

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Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:10:24 No.9361240 Report

Quoted By: >>9361258

>>9361231
We will talk about it on the battlefield.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wTPLAQ5H Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:11:25 No.9361244 Report

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>>9361218
You cannot enforce rule 8

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:15:01 No.9361251 Report

Quoted By: >>9361257

>>9361222
Minister of Defense's husband here, ama

Reimu

Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:17:21 No.9361257 Report

Quoted By: >>9361261

>>9361251
are the troops ready to make a strike against this >>9360615 pretender?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:18:03 No.9361258 Report

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>>9361240
Pretenders don't get chili cheese borgars

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:19:57 No.9361261 Report

Quoted By: >>9361272 >>9361339

>>9361257
All soldiers are ready goosestep into his house and fuck his shit up, my Empress!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I2IW4rR5 Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:21:12 No.9361264 Report

Quoted By: >>9361272

I am the king of the universe and have divine right from the Lord(akari akaza) over all inside including bant.

Reimu

Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:24:00 No.9361272 Report

Quoted By: >>9361282

>>9361261
Great!
Storm in and destroy anything, I want the Argentinian alive.
I don’t care about >>9361264 do with him what you want

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:26:26 No.9361282 Report

Quoted By: >>9361288

>>9361272
Los geht's!

Reimu

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Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:28:17 No.9361288 Report

Quoted By: >>9361339

>>9361282
Good

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:29:06 No.9361292 Report

Quoted By: >>9361300

After I crush your petty mercenaries I'll force you to shower and study every day

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:31:16 No.9361300 Report

Quoted By: >>9361339

>>9361292
good luck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:52:58 No.9361339 Report

Quoted By: >>9361349 >>9361372

>>9361261
>>9361288
>>9361300
If you surrender to me I'll allow you the incalculable honor of spearheading my retaking of Constantinople. Save yourselves while you still have the chance to

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 15:55:06 No.9361349 Report

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>>9361339
Kapitulieren? NEIN!

Reimu

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Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:00:36 No.9361372 Report

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>>9361339
I have a nice place in my basement for pretenders like you

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Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:05:51 No.9361388 Report

Quoted By: >>9361394

I
AM
IMPERATOR
DACIA

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:10:31 No.9361394 Report

Quoted By: >>9361651 >>9361660

By Imperial Decree, all touhouposters are now considered traitors and seditionists. Their houses are to be inspected and all suspected touhouposters are to be taken alive (naturally, we aren't barbarians) to a designated Fun Camp™, where they'll cook plenty of borgars for me, and perhaps for that anon that goes to mcdonald's every day too. No touhouposter is allowed to eat any of them.
Additionally, they must shower every day.
>>9361388
*daciae
When you're indicating subject of a possession, you have to use genitive, not nominative

Reimu

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Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:20:51 No.9361651 Report

Quoted By: >>9361662 >>9361667

>>9361394
Fun camps with showers?
I will show you how we Austrians do such things

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:22:52 No.9361660 Report

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>>9361394
when you're indicating my dick lmao stfu nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:23:17 No.9361662 Report

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>>9361651
xD EPIC

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:24:38 No.9361667 Report

Quoted By: >>9361676 >>9361684 >>9361685 >>9361690

>>9361651
Alright sister, I didn't want to have to do this but you're forcing my hand here.
After your little rebellion is utterly crushed you'll be sent to a dungeon where you'll live in isolation for a yet undefined period of time. There nobody will be able to pay attention to you or give you a hug
May your puishment serve as an example for similarly minded rabble

Reimu

Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:27:17 No.9361676 Report

Quoted By: >>9361690 >>9361704

>>9361667
You don’t dare, I’m the empress here!

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:29:14 No.9361684 Report

Quoted By: >>9361690 >>9361704

>>9361667
We will send you by train to a concentration camp, please take your id and documents stating your ancestry, sir

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:29:31 No.9361685 Report

Quoted By: >>9361704

>>9361667
reddit be like

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:30:35 No.9361690 Report

Quoted By: >>9361704 >>9361712

>>9361667
>>9361676
>>9361684
holy fucking hell you niggers are really larping as badasses or some shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:34:12 No.9361704 Report

Quoted By: >>9361709 >>9361712

>>9361676
Not yet.
>>9361684
Why would I? I'm in my comfy throne room eating doritos. There isn't the smallest threat to my life right now
>>9361685
>>9361690
Before seeing your posts for the first time, I was pro-democracy and anti-birth control

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:35:59 No.9361709 Report

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>>9361704
>comfy throne room
that's what your mother calls it you goddamned degenerate

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:36:31 No.9361712 Report

Quoted By: >>9361719 >>9361734

>>9361690
Would you like to come too? We have free medical trearment on-site, a theatre, horse breeding and treatment facilities, and even a swimming pool! The catch is you will work reeeaaally hard physically, and may not change your mind later.
>>9361704
Sorry, you don't have a choice

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:38:00 No.9361719 Report

Quoted By: >>9361728 >>9361734

>>9361712
Don't make me extend my touhouposting ban on animeposting as well

Reimu

Reimu ID:e2DP9fum Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:41:26 No.9361728 Report

Quoted By: >>9361741 >>9361800

>>9361719
This is not Karl der große, it’s my great great great grandfather emperor Franz Joseph

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:43:06 No.9361734 Report

Quoted By: >>9361749

>>9361712
stick to posting gifs of cannon fodder weakly marching on an empty stomach and telling others to die, this larp shit is le epic cringe
>>9361719
cringe squad where you at

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:43:58 No.9361741 Report

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>>9361728
s.oy moment
s.oy moment

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:45:18 No.9361749 Report

Quoted By: >>9361769 >>9361800

>>9361734
Now you don't have a choice either

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:49:10 No.9361769 Report

Quoted By: >>9361823

>>9361749
lol, notice how almost all these guys are around 18, some of them even have a sort of dead eye stare where they don't even know where they're going

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Anonymous ID:mesqgHcN Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:53:40 No.9361800 Report

Quoted By: >>9361827

>>9361728
>Reimu states she's a von Habsburg
Your lies fall on deaf ears, pretender. All your attempts at legitimacy are contemptibe at best
>>9361749
I should go take a nap, wake me up when you're willing to stop telling jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JOa2+bSz Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:57:35 No.9361823 Report

Quoted By: >>9361841

>>9361769
well they're in a military formation...not really the place for cheeky grins and high class banter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 16:58:01 No.9361827 Report

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>>9361800
>Your lies fall on deaf ears, pretender. All your attempts at legitimacy are contemptibe at best

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 17:00:17 No.9361841 Report

Quoted By: >>9362179

>>9361823
yeah, but there's something different about them, something eerie about their faces

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YbD5J6Ks Fri 10 Jan 2020 17:18:20 No.9362179 Report

Quoted By: >>9362980

>>9361841
you're a literal schizo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZDK2wv9g Fri 10 Jan 2020 17:43:07 No.9362980 Report

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>>9362179
mouths are open, eyes are wandering, they remind me of children who don't know any better

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