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>*intercom startup*
>*microphone feedback*
>"hello and welcome to my theisis on why every scp is bald
>"the dogs have no visible hair,so therefore they are bald"
>"the old man has no hair,and is therefore bald"
>"the old computer does not have a body and is so unable to possibly have hair"
>"peanut is a statue made out of rock and paint and does not have organic matter"
>"shy guy is a slaphead so whitebald you wanna cave him in"
>"the doctors robe is clearly hiding a shameful baldness"
>"the zombies are rotting too and their hair has fallen out"
>"actually im on a roll"
>"the mtf wear them helmets because they are insecure"
>"the chaos wear masks for the same reason too"
>"the facility guards dont have a reason to wear a mask except baldness"
>"the d boiz have a beanie administered because of how fucking ugly they look while bald"
>"at last,the nerds,they have hair and a moustache,but show signs of balding"
>*microphone feedback*
>*transmission end*
>*microphone feedback*
>"hello and welcome to my theisis on why every scp is bald
>"the dogs have no visible hair,so therefore they are bald"
>"the old man has no hair,and is therefore bald"
>"the old computer does not have a body and is so unable to possibly have hair"
>"peanut is a statue made out of rock and paint and does not have organic matter"
>"shy guy is a slaphead so whitebald you wanna cave him in"
>"the doctors robe is clearly hiding a shameful baldness"
>"the zombies are rotting too and their hair has fallen out"
>"actually im on a roll"
>"the mtf wear them helmets because they are insecure"
>"the chaos wear masks for the same reason too"
>"the facility guards dont have a reason to wear a mask except baldness"
>"the d boiz have a beanie administered because of how fucking ugly they look while bald"
>"at last,the nerds,they have hair and a moustache,but show signs of balding"
>*microphone feedback*
>*transmission end*
