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I tried asking b because it seemed more like their sort of thing, but they just asked if I wanted to fuck my own sister
>be me
>mother is having relatives come stay, wants upstairs to be kept clean
>use of upstairs toilet is off limits
>go upstairs, putrid smell fills the air
>go down stairs an inform mother
>smellslikeshit.jpeg
>teenage sister follows me downstairs
>In her hand is a clear plastic bag of less than solid feces
>The stench of shit fills the living room
>I am speechless
>My mother is speechless
>She is able to finally stammer out "Take that bag and put it in the trash in the park across the road"
>Sister does an unconventional walk of shame
>Sister returns
>Ask why she did it
>"Mother said I couldn't use the upstairs toilet"
>Silence continues
>Smell fades
>MFW I realize there was no toilet paper in the bag.
>be me
>mother is having relatives come stay, wants upstairs to be kept clean
>use of upstairs toilet is off limits
>go upstairs, putrid smell fills the air
>go down stairs an inform mother
>smellslikeshit.jpeg
>teenage sister follows me downstairs
>In her hand is a clear plastic bag of less than solid feces
>The stench of shit fills the living room
>I am speechless
>My mother is speechless
>She is able to finally stammer out "Take that bag and put it in the trash in the park across the road"
>Sister does an unconventional walk of shame
>Sister returns
>Ask why she did it
>"Mother said I couldn't use the upstairs toilet"
>Silence continues
>Smell fades
>MFW I realize there was no toilet paper in the bag.