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Anonymous ID:w6QdZuXI Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:52:33 No.9376382 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>9376400 >>9377542 >>9380072 >>9380109

Got under surveillance by the french secret services
Shit got as far as implanting me some Neuralink level shit
We can exchange ideas, voice, music, smells (mostly farts desu, you filfthy scumbags), images and feelings

They interveined many times with me IRL as well

AMA

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Anonymous ID:wYnamEnu Sun 12 Jan 2020 23:54:46 No.9376400 Report

Quoted By: >>9376435 >>9376454

>>9376382
Tldr of the Urantia book

>Be the only one, sad, lonely and shit but in equilibrium
>look like and egg. Yoke is infinite volition and the white is something else
> use the infinite will to break free first in three and then in 7, remains in equilibrium
> cytoplasmic pattern used to expand
> the first nucleus, heaven, is perfect/spirit.
>Father and lots of lots of children
> bored children in heaven demand to have and adventure
> the Father designs something to not be bored. Imperfection/flesh. The membrane that surrounds the nucleus.
> they can go onto the adventure of imperfection on condition they can't remember shit
>come to the flesh and they are not bored and now they complain a lot about how shit imperfection is
>leave the flesh, wake up in the spirit and remember everything.

>

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Anonymous ID:w6QdZuXI Mon 13 Jan 2020 00:01:18 No.9376435 Report

Quoted By: >>9376456

>>9376400

suomynonA

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suomynonA ID:IL7ajvFC Mon 13 Jan 2020 00:04:12 No.9376454 Report

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>>9376400
I've been gone for a while, what is the "Urantia book"

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Anonymous ID:wYnamEnu Mon 13 Jan 2020 00:04:35 No.9376456 Report

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>>9376435
That's an ugly (You)
Here a pretty frog.

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Anonymous ID:wYnamEnu Mon 13 Jan 2020 00:06:45 No.9376469 Report

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>>9376454
That's the tldr

It is a book written by angels /Midwayers who have the book to update religion and philosophy because science is a crazy bitch that is gonna push us into the dark ages of materialism.

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Anonymous ID:3Z5iyM1+ Mon 13 Jan 2020 00:30:36 No.9376571 Report

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dumb frogposter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:862lMy0s Mon 13 Jan 2020 04:48:45 No.9377542 Report

Quoted By: >>9377637

>>9376382
I fucked your mother.

She says hello.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w6QdZuXI Mon 13 Jan 2020 05:49:42 No.9377637 Report

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>>9377542
This is not very nice

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Anonymous ID:w6QdZuXI Mon 13 Jan 2020 16:08:31 No.9378565 Report

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Shameless self bump
Let's at least try to get another story

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hL8Xlvr2 Mon 13 Jan 2020 23:41:58 No.9380004 Report

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C-c-crystal...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N+gYAGXJ Tue 14 Jan 2020 00:06:23 No.9380072 Report

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>>9376382
>be me, weird
>depressed because weird
>fuck this, get back in shape, force myself into uncomfortable situations regularly
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>what I thought was progress was just two faced faggots humoring me along to keep me coming back for the lulz
>feelsbadman.jpg
>depressed because weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:McS92Peo Tue 14 Jan 2020 00:15:36 No.9380109 Report

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>>9376382
You're a schizo.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I/b2//Db Tue 14 Jan 2020 00:18:21 No.9380122 Report

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I bought multiple bad dragon dildo's without my mom knowing now I'm forced to work a job to pay her back.

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